Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Grayjack]

Hey, you wanna go to my house? I have candy...

 

[derelict]

How about being honest. Seems to work great for me. Babies never grow out of their lies...

 

[WJC]

Talk only about prog rock.

 

[Iffat Nur]

For people my age, saying you watch anime isnt going to work
So draw some anime girls in "compromising" positions, that will do the trick

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I usually lose a girl when I bring up my interests.
I enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force, History classes, fingerpainting, geocaching, chiptunes, etc etc.
They generally don't have a clue what I'm talking about, and they only continue to try if they are really shallow.
The good thing is, whenever I find a girl who really DOES know what I am talking about it's a pretty immediate connection.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Chop off your hand and "hand" it to her, all while saying "Need a hand." and waving the bloodied knife.

 

[Sougo]

Easiest win ever....

 

[Stagezilla]

Pull a 'Ted Mosby' and say I think I love you.

 

[wolf of the sea]

Depends, have you met, or just seen each other? For pickup lines, try one of these.

"Is your dad a thief? Because that's totally my old car you drove up in."
"If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put your mom and I together."
"That outfit looks great on you. But it would look even better on fire."
"Hi, I'm Richard Simmons."

 

[cheftacular]

Just whip out your dick. That'll scare away just about anyone.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Tell her you like her.

Better yet, tell you love her.

"You call it stalking, but I call it love..."

 

[Deviltongue]

"I love yo- Where'd you go?"

 

[Fatalistic]

Just act like a moron. Say embarassing things really loudly and he'll/she'll be fleeing in minutes.

 

[Amazigh]

Stand behind her and clap your hands gently but speedily while going "AAAHHHHHH!" over and over, that has never failed.

 

[Lucifer dern]

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I HAVE CLAMIDIA
DO YOU WANT SOME 2!

or alternitivly

where your parents retarded, cos your really special.
then try and kiss her confused face with your tounge allready outa your mouth
works last time...not that i was trying to get rid of the girl... but she left...

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Look deep in to her eyes, tell her that you will love her for ever and will NEVER leave her, no matter what. Tell her that you sincerely hope she doesn't dissapoint you.. keep silent for a while and then whisper "Run!".

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Show her the scary thread.

Most DEFINATELY this. If she stays, run the fuck away.

 

[Ironman126]

Point a handgun at them.

If you want to remain legal, just say, "I hear the screaming in my head. It's nice, yeah."

 

[toastmaster2k8]

if im not at home I will just start explaining halo to them and within 30 seconds there off to go do a 'choir'. works every time.

I want to see a mini game of that. "Crap there not going away!" friend "Press x to start explaining the extened lore that always work!" Other friend "No go for the WoW approch!"

"wait!, I haven't even explained how Shaw-Fujikawa trans light engines work yet!" then "press X to use Halo encyclopedia"

 

[DarthInfernus]

Point a handgun at them.

If you want to remain legal, just say, "I hear the screaming in my head. It's nice, yeah."

Woot for obscure Mass Effect 2 references!