Sadly, this man is right. Basically if you don't act like a rapist douchebag it won't work out for some reason. Which is why I personally hate humanity and the justifications that people use.Blindswordmaster said:
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Come at her screaming with a mouth full of live crabs, bleeding like crazy. That'll scare anyone, except me. I'd laugh.
Or, say "Gee, you're almost as beautiful as Sarah Jessica Parker."
Or, say "Gee, you're almost as beautiful as Sarah Jessica Parker."
"I'm a chef, and as a chef, I've had the pleasure to try many exotic food and drink. Far and away, of the exotic foods I've sampled, the best HAS to be when I made fresh seal fetuses, marinated in the amniotic fluid removed forcefully from a 9-month pregnant woman, and served with a sauce made from a combination of the tears of sexually abused children and mushrooms; the mushrooms, of course, came from a farm using slaves that are so oppressed, they don't even qualify as people. Oh, and it was garnished with some shredded kitten. Nummy!"
That may be the most horrible person to ever walk the face of the Earth. That I could actually dream that up and try to pass it off as some kind of dark humor shows that, well, there's something enormously wrong with me.
That may be the most horrible person to ever walk the face of the Earth. That I could actually dream that up and try to pass it off as some kind of dark humor shows that, well, there's something enormously wrong with me.
If I'm trying to scare off guys? (Usually on the internet)
I tell them I will only have sex on the entrails of a ritually sacrificed goat. While most get that it's a joke, they at least get the hint.
I tell them I will only have sex on the entrails of a ritually sacrificed goat. While most get that it's a joke, they at least get the hint.
Really scared a girl off by reacting badly to her questions, and when I mean bad, I mean really rude, inconsiderate and just plain mean.
She'll think you're off your knickers. Did it to my girlfriend before we dated, and we didn't talk for 3 months in which after that time we recuperated, confessed and signed my contract... to overworking for her needs. Ugh.
She'll think you're off your knickers. Did it to my girlfriend before we dated, and we didn't talk for 3 months in which after that time we recuperated, confessed and signed my contract... to overworking for her needs. Ugh.
To scare her away: show her your penis
To scare him away: show him your penis.
But i don't have a...
Well, get one (human one, no dildos) and then show it to him, it will work anyway.
Disclaimer: probably won't work as well with gay or bi, it could work with lesbians.
To scare him away: show him your penis.
But i don't have a...
Well, get one (human one, no dildos) and then show it to him, it will work anyway.
Disclaimer: probably won't work as well with gay or bi, it could work with lesbians.
For me, the fastest way to scare off a girl is simply being myself. I'm that guy that every girl says they want to date--"I want someone who's sweet, nice, caring, pays attention to me, don't have to worry about him cheating on me, etc..."--but as soon as any girl gets to know me, "Oh, you're a good friend, but I don't think we have enough in common/you're like a brother to me/you're too nice/you have plenty of great things to offer a girl, but not me." It's gotten to the point where, if I girl complains to me about not being able to find the right guy, I have to fight the urge to yell. Sometimes, I lose the fight.
If you pull up in a van with "fREe KaNdeE" printed on the side, that'll do the trick like no other
If you want to scare a girl away, ask her up to your room to look at your stamp collection and then actually show her your stamp collection.
"If I stabbed you could we still be together?"
"Do my pants make your ass look big?"
"Just a question, but are you opposed to the idea of me setting myself on fire and giving you a hug?"
And if you want her/him to go running away screaming:
"How many liters of blood do you have?" - backfires if they're a biologist or work in a field involving lots of blood... also backfires if they happen to know.
"Do my pants make your ass look big?"
"Just a question, but are you opposed to the idea of me setting myself on fire and giving you a hug?"
And if you want her/him to go running away screaming:
"How many liters of blood do you have?" - backfires if they're a biologist or work in a field involving lots of blood... also backfires if they happen to know.