Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Infernai]

"My favorite film is Caligula" That normally works

 

[Canid117]

You could strip off all your clothes, pull out a gun and, scream "I AM FROM THE FUTURE" while unloading your weapon into the air.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Installation instructions: Step 1 if fail resort to step 2.
1. Sexism
2. Talk about the Mongol Horde's introduction to Europe

As a historian I have to say the second can actually get you a girl. Just as long as shes also into history. Otherwise you get the blank looks of confusion because she doesn't know what Europe is...

As for getting rid of a girl. Well your first one should usually work pretty well.

 

[chippa6]

Pretty recently I bumped into a girl from my old high school at a local pub, after a night of dancing and kissing we went to leave together and she asked me what her name was....

I said Ashley......it was Amy..... I got the first letter right!!!

 

[Buschmaki]

Go on the phone and call a child and yell at them for not being in your sweatshop. Bonus points if you yell at the top of your lungs mention the child's age and then threaten them with violence. Get's rid of the person but for the some reason the police are attracted to it.

 

[blankedboy]

If you're a guy, show them a picture of a dead Justin Bieber.
If you're a girl, show them a picture of a living Justin Bieber.

(this is assuming you're heterosexual)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, considering you posted this on the Forums of the Escapist, I'd say you're already doing it.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Read Twilight furry fan fiction in front of him/her.

 

[Natty Ice]

basically anything related to World of Warcraft.

 

[wasalp]

Show the girl your collection of pictures of her in her own house.

And your shrine.

And calender of how long you've been taking these pictures.

"You know... you're skin would look great on me..."

Show her pictures of anime characters wearing next to nothing.

All this combined...
Things are getting good first date... she goes up to your room, and you whisper into her ear "I got somethin for ya baby..." and slink over to the closet, tugging her with you lightly. You open the closet, push aside a row of clothing and hit a small, hidden switch. A dim red light pops on, illuminating the countless photos of her, several of which have the head cut out and planted onto lewd, dirty hentai...
You then produce a long knife, and wink to her, talking about how hot she is, and how hot it would be if she'd let you skin a little off her to wear as a groin-cozy... and if you could use her hair as the thread to sew it in place...

Then, as she panics and runs, dropping a shoe, you push the shoe against your crotch while following her to the front door shouting "But I love you!"

Rightttt, um you must write alot of fan-fiction right?

EDIT: alright I admit I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

Naw, but I should huh? I think I have that... je ne sais quoi... needed for it!


plus, everyone knows chicks love fan-fiction... until I make them a part of it...

great little piece of fan fiction very...arousing.

On a side note gen-ey-say-qwa is the pronunciation spelling of french words which mean I don't know what(corrected in quote)

 

[LT_Razgriz]

Simply grab her crotch, and say "i just wanted to be sure your not a trannie"

 

[T-Bone24]

I always have one trump card to play whenever someone is annoying me.

"So, you ever play World of Warcraft? No? Well...". Which sometimes backfires because I end up describing WoW, in detail, to about 18 judgemental teenagers.

 

[Angryman101]

I'm not sure what a guy can do that hasn't already been mentioned; but once, when I was trying to convince a girl I was dating to have sex with me, she gave me this hesitant statement: "I don't know...I don't want to have another abortion..."
I have never been turned off so fast in my life.

 

[fenderstrat]

the voices told me to come talk to you!

 

[T-Bone24]

If you've never met her before, walk up to her and say, "You know, you may call it stalking, but I would call it [noun], so please don't panic".

 

[SimuLord]

Installation instructions: Step 1 if fail resort to step 2.
1. Sexism
2. Talk about the Mongol Horde's introduction to Europe

Very interesting, because a girl who's not generally offended by #1 isn't smart enough to discuss #2, and vice versa. You've effectively excluded both major groupings. Now if you find an intellectual girl with a love of history and severe daddy issues? You marry her.

 

[superbatranger]

"Hey babe, I got some chloroform for you."

Works every single time.

 

[Azriel Nightshade]

Mine would be "Hey I smoke." Though it always doesn't work.

Worked for me XD although, I think you might have meant ciggarettes and not what i smoke

Anyone said, "I'm gay" yet?

The "I'm gay" line gets em every time.Unless it's a dude,then I have to figure out a good time for a date.

 

[MoNKeyYy]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

You sir just made my day. =D

 

[Blazenwizard]

well as I just had the pleasure of finding out..all you have to do is be yourself...though that might just apply to me..sigh -_-