Favorite inprovised weapon

[Subzerowings]

My rusty machete.
I love it when the military sells it's old weapons...

 

[slightly evil]

Throwing loat and lots of mugs, one with scalding tea, the others about half full with cold tea. right now thats just three cups and an apple core. I'm going dead rising on his ass.

 

[The DSM]

Pickaxe.

You can do some damage with one of those things!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Closest thing would be this:

Spoiler

Would be a shame to break it though.

 

[Smeg_head]

I would chuck my Nerf gun at them 8D Then pick up my other Nerf gun that has tacks stuck to the bullets xD

Clarification: Those tacks are only used on the cardboard target outside my house, suction cups aren't exactly that great for scoring. And you're reading a post from a guy who can barely step on ants here ><

 

[Catchy Slogan]

About fifty-bagillion golf clubs. They are littered around the house. And an air rifle.

 

[JokerCrowe]

My mom has a rifle (conveniently) placed in the living room so I'd go for that...

EDIT: failing that, my dad hung an actual sword on the wall. So that's my second choice.

 

[Zyst]

The crystal salsa sauce bottle in my room, I'd break it and use it as a puncturing object.

 

[JohnDoey]

My woodstock records or dumbbells.

 

[Zeema]

if i was in The living room i would tackle him and rip him to shreds literally.
If i was in the kitchen i would throw Knives at him either that or get my Dogs onto him
Bedroom Bow and Arrow's

 

[moose_man]

chair over the head, followed by WWE victory taunting.

 

[Gutkrusha]

I have a knife set in my room, as well as two guns.. But that isn't very improvised, I suppose.

I'd use my 3 Iron(Golf Club) or i'd break his face with my laptop! Oh, or break a CD and cut 'em with it. I've had that happen before.

 

[MGlBlaze]

My Katana.

Say what?

Katana. I have 6 in here.

My Wooden Katana.
Thou shalt know my fanboy fury!

My mom has a rifle (conveniently) placed in the living room so I'd go for that...

EDIT: failing that, my dad hung an actual sword on the wall. So that's my second choice.

Either none of you read the topic properly or none of you know what 'improvised' means. If we weren't talking about improvised weapons, I'd just say I'd grab my two-handed claymore.

Well, I suppose the wooden katana (It's called a 'bokken' by the way) would technically be improvised...

Anyway;
I don't know, really. I suppose a good bet would be a curtain pole, but I'd just grab anything with a decent length that was solid and aim for the groin.

 

[Rook]

comatose kittens.and if failing that my shuriken.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

my fish. they're pretty damned dumb, and im sure they wont mind if i get em back in. in the mean time, the intruder will have a fish smell and will be confused as hell while i go get the sharp poker stick and my carving knife. wait... peta might get on me... i will throw the random weight in the corner!

 

[DSK-]

My 22" HD LCD screen. It's shit, I don't think it's HD (it's supposed to be - if it is, HD sucks harder than a twin turbo'd engine) and I don't use it that often.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I have a bow. As a result, I have arrows. Sharp pointy lethal objects would be a very effective deterrent.
Oh, wait, improvised? OK, I'll ignore the actual weaponry around me, and use the long-rod/weight from the bow as a club of sorts. Because that's what short sword length weights are for!

 

[CobraX]

I'd break my lamp over the back of the guy's head.

 

[steampunk42]

machete and a pot lid for shield