Favorite inprovised weapon

[OceanRunner]

Hmmm. Well the portable TV is pretty hefty.

 

[bubba145]

my swords since my living is in my bedroom i got the basement. and if need be my improvised cannon.

 

[Xiorell]

the 140Ibs Rottweiler. The 22ft Reticulated Python. The 14in Bowie Knife.
Those are the first 3 things I saw after reading this thread.

 

[reggaerae]

My erection, with a large kitchen knife tied to it using a rubber band, bayonet style

He will run....

 

[Goldeneye1989]

it is a part from a swing set, it's a metal bar about the size of my forearm and then a bit, it has a nut and bolt on the end of it, i keep it in my car, just in case

 

[ChocoFace]

I'd choose Salvation and Apocalypse.
(or to say it in a less awesome way, my fists)

There's literally nothing in my room i could use as a more effective weapon.

 

[The Night Shade]

My drum sticks i have 4 pairs and 3 sticks are broken so they are sharp

 

[Oskar K]

Either my drum sticks (they hurt like hell) or my electric guitar.. It's a Strat copy so I probally won't miss it. I have my brothers Fender Strat in here too but I would never ever use that, It's way too cool... Or maybe use my guitar hero controller... The possibilitys are endless... I also have an old brass mining lantern in here.. N an old walking stick with a silver top..N a ammo box for training rounds in here too that sure would pack quite a punch...

And if it's in the living room I'll just use some of the candle holders.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

My crossbow. It can go clean through a melon..so..actually I dunno. Attacking someone with a deadly weapon normally ends in prison time in this country.

So yeah in conclusion I'd be polite, let them take what they want and promptly notify the authorities after their departure!

 

[ultimateownage]

I would say chainsaw, sledgehammer or axe. But there's a law here where if you injure the intruder you can get sent to prison. Apparently it doesn't count in the upstairs of your house though. You are allowed to hold them down if they threaten you too.

*EDIT* I know, my ride cymbal!

Spoiler: A nice uppercut with this and you could do some damage

 

[Isalan]

I haven't read the whole thread, but did anyone say a half brick in a sock?

Cos if not, that.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Short sword and machette. Both are near my computer.

 

[Jackle_666]

Roll up a newspaper and fold up the newspaper in half. Soccer hooligans did that with the match programs. You could cave a mans head in with one blow.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I have a sharp wooden cat statue.
It's pretty sharp.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Roll up a newspaper and fold up the newspaper in half. Soccer hooligans did that with the match programs. You could cave a mans head in with one blow.

Chelsea Bricks hurt like fuck.

 

[Jet_02]

my plasma globe, i always wondered what would happen if i cracked to over someone's head lol.

 

[The Paradigm]

My fireside poker.
It's about two feet long, with a big spike on the end.

 

[Lionsfan]

Well my parents gave me a bunch of shitty vinyl records so I guess I could throw them Shaun of the Dead style to distract the dude. Or I'll just beat him senseless with a baseball bat and if I can't get to that...well then I'll just throw a bunch of books at him, we've got plenty of big awful heavy ones

 

[bubba145]

My crossbow. It can go clean through a melon..so..actually I dunno. Attacking someone with a deadly weapon normally ends in prison time in this country.

So yeah in conclusion I'd be polite, let them take what they want and promptly notify the authorities after their departure!

acually no its your home they are breaking and entering as long as there in your home you can kill them and face no problems. if they stumble out you have to let the go. but if they stay you can kill them. its clasified under self-defense/defense of property.