Favorite inprovised weapon

[Jedamethis]

My metal pipe thing. It's shaped like a walking stick for some reason...

 

[sheogoraththemad]

my bottle o' whiskey, your a dead man, wanker

 

[andeve3]

I usually have some coffee nearby >: D

 

[Hattmeister]

The empty bottle of taco sauce, the charger for my MacBook or the meat cleaver I left on the table after yesterdays barbeque party. What? I get uninvited guests every now and then.

 

[Bouncing Ferret FIlm]

wow, hasn't anyone thought to use the tv as a weapon! You just gotta say Popcorn while you bash their face in.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

wow, hasn't anyone thought to use the tv as a weapon! You just gotta say Popcorn while you bash their face in.

I suggested using one as an improvised weapon in a different thread and got flamed. People need to realize that TV's to the face do hurt!

OT: If I don't need to evacuate or leave my backyard, I choose this!

Sure, I'm not going anywhere but no one who does not like nails in there face will be coming near me. (I'd use it in my garage to avoid sniper fire)

If I have to be on the move though, like during a Zombie apocalypse I'll take this:

and this:

 

[Marter]

If I'm just sitting here, I'd break the glass in front of me and use the remaining part as a weapon. If I could get up, I'd use my baseball bat that's a few feet away from me.

 

[pedobearlongcatlazor]

my watergun flamethrower, (i believe 2012 is gonna be a zombie outbreak)

a zippo taped to a watergun filled with white spirit or aftershave/deoderant fluid

 

[holographicman]

i run into the bathroom and grab some spray deoderant and a lighter
and light that bastard on fire, then kick him out the front door 300 style

but in all seriousness my grandfather has a katana mounted above the bookshelf in our living room so id use that

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If I'm just sitting here, I'd break the glass in front of me and use the remaining part as a weapon. If I could get up, I'd use my baseball bat that's a few feet away from me.

Caught you in the act, stalker! This time you were only a few minutes behind me!

[HEADING=2]Don't deny it![/HEADING]

[sub][/sub]

 

[Kiju]

I have one of these in my closet. It's quite painful, considering mine's made entirely of steel.

[link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-section_staff[/link]

 

[sageoftruth]

Tennis racket. I went after someone with it once when he ripped the Bowser sticker off my front door.

 

[Marter]

<spoiler=Snip>

Caught you in the act, stalker! This time you were only a few minutes behind me!

[HEADING=2]Don't deny it![/HEADING]

[sub][/sub]

I shall not deny it then. Instead, I will grab my baseball bat, and break into your house, and see how well your improvised weapons will actually work.

 

[OtherAlex]

"I said, I'll kill you with my teacup..."

 

[Denamic]

My Wooden Katana.
Thou shalt know my fanboy fury!

That's not a katana, that's a bokutô.
I have one too.
I'd probably use my real katana though.

 

[Anchupom]

Weirdly, I have one genuinely dangerous improvised weapon of choice and one completely ridiculous one at hand to me right this second.

For reasons that would get me arrested or put into an asylum for, I have a number of lighters scattered around my room, and a few deoderant/aerosol cans, being a male teenager. Henceforth, flamethrowers.
My ridiculous one is actually a transparent perspex rod which I use to close my blinds. Creates absolutely fantastic lines across whoever it hits, but isn't exactly threatening.
Also, my Count Dooku lightsaber makes a good staff if held the wrong way round, but my super-nerd nature has forbidden me from touching the red end, as it would burn my hands "in real life"

 

[Gigaguy64]

My Katana.

Say what?

Katana. I have 6 in here.

My Wooden Katana.
Thou shalt know my fanboy fury!

My mom has a rifle (conveniently) placed in the living room so I'd go for that...

EDIT: failing that, my dad hung an actual sword on the wall. So that's my second choice.

Either none of you read the topic properly or none of you know what 'improvised' means. If we weren't talking about improvised weapons, I'd just say I'd grab my two-handed claymore.

Well, I suppose the wooden katana (It's called a 'bokken' by the way) would technically be improvised...

Anyway;
I don't know, really. I suppose a good bet would be a curtain pole, but I'd just grab anything with a decent length that was solid and aim for the groin.

My Wooden Katana is not meant as a weapon.
It merely for show and would probably snap if i actually used it as a weapon.
Plus i mostly use it to turn off/on my TV whenever i don't feel like getting out of bed, making it merely a useful stick.
So if i used it as a weapon i would consider it "improvised".

 

[Gigaguy64]

My Wooden Katana.
Thou shalt know my fanboy fury!

That's not a katana, that's a bokutô.
I have one too.
I'd probably use my real katana though.

I thought it was called a Bokken.
Oh well.
You learn something new every day.

 

[beastwood225]

my bowling pin that i keep next to my bed for just such an occasion.