Favorite last words (real or fictional) - beware potential spoilers

[Reiterpallasch]

really? No one's done this one yet? Mass Effect 3

Spoiler

Legion, if you decide to not let him upload the reaper upgrades. He attacks you and Tali stabs him in the back. Legion kneels, looks up at Tali and says "Tali'Zorah....does...this..unit....have......"
then Tali says "..Yes...yes it does"

 

[Odinsson]

'I told you to put... the gun...down...'
My friend's character in Call of Cthulhu, after blowing the head off a hired goon and taking a bullet to the chest in return.
'The pain of a sword, it feels... strange.'
Rarou, Sword of the Stranger.

 

[ArchBlade]

"You were fantastic. And you know what? So was I!" - The Ninth Doctor

Took it like a man, didn't regret for a second what he did that caused his death. I can respect that.

 

[AlbinoAaron]

It extends past the scene, but hey; no problem there. The show is hilarious as well as the last line.

 

[bluerocker]

Spoiler: drakengard spoilers. Obviously near the end for all of these

Man, did they have some good ones...

 

[The Lugz]

"Go away! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"

truer words were never uttered, if you have something to say get a move on
there's no time like the present!
[sup]( although that's mostly because the past no-longer exists
and the future is only an imagination to begin with )[/sup]
a thinker's death.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

"Take a step closer lads. It'll be easier that way."

-Robert Erskine Childers, Irish Nationalist.

This was pre death by firing squad, after he shook the hands of each man on the firing squad. That is dying with class and a little bit of cheek.

 

[MMSouthpawVIII]

"Dear Claudio, I know not much of love... It's not in my make. But if I could've, I would have loved you." -Ambellina in the Amory Wars

 

[Angelazreal]

Penny Arcade: Before this moment, did i ever see the world?

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/07/30

 

[Luke5515]

 

[crazyarms33]

Oh, no. Not again. - A vase of petunias.

I laughed at this. Awesome. Well played sir.

OT: Take a step forward lads. It'll be easier that way.
-Robert Erskine Childers to his firing squad

 

[willofbob]

While not technically last words, it still deserves mention that the Marquis De Favras corrected the spelling errors [i/]on his death warrant![/i]

Also,
"Such is life"
- Ned Kelly, famous Australian outlaw
"I told you I was sick!"
-Spike Milligan, Scottish comedian
"I commend my soul to any god who can find it!"
- Albert Spangler, character from the novel "Going Postal"
"I hope to see you for tea next thursday!"
- A British officer, WWI, shortly before being shot
"Son of a bi(cut off)"
- a running gag in Red Vs. Blue is that this line will always be uttered before a character is mortally wounded
"I hope I don't hit anyone."
- Lt. bradley, character from Schlock Mercenary, while falling to his death

 

[The_Critic]

True story

In a foxhole

"Get up you cowards they can't hit us at this Ra.." and he died from a bullet Forgot who said it though.

 

[Panzer_God]

"I can't die now, the story is just beginning."

"I will die a man, but live as a legend."

"Let our battle rage so fiercely that our final day shall be forever remembered."

"You hit like a *****"

I don't know the source of any of these. I might have written some of them.

 

[Nimzar]

"Ich bin der König von Schweden - gewesen."
-Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Spoiler: Layer Cake ending spoiler

'My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.'

Spoiler

Favourite last line right there, as it suddenly fills you with a new perspective of the film... clever stuff!

 

[Pheonixe]

"So, I'm to die in battle, am I? I regret nothing! Ha ha ha...ha ha..."

- Wallace from Fire Emblem, if he's defeated in battle after Chapter 10.

 

[Balimaar]

From Mass Effect 3

Spoiler

Creator Tali'Zorah... Does this unit have a soul? - Legion
Had to be me... someone else might have gotten it wrong. - Mordin