Oh boy. You, my friend, have opened a Pandora's box by creating this thread.
"Never speak again. You are, essentially, an oxygen thief."
-Russell Brand
"Oh no! Not the shirt! Take my eyes, but not the shirt!"
-Russell Brand (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
"Can I consecrate this sumbitch?"
-Chris G (friend of mine)
"Naw, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."
-Marsellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction, the notorious "gimp" scene)
"My Pussy Wagon died on me."
-Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill Vol. 2)
"If the new Castlevania turns out not shitty, I'm gonna be as pleased as punch!"
-Brad Simmons (4Player Pocast)
"I have come to kick ass and chew bubble-gum...and I'm all out of bubble-gum."
-Roddy Piper (They Live)
"You better come up with a damn good reason for why you don't like clowns kid, or I'm gonna come back here and kill your whole family!"
-Captain Spaulding (The Devil's Rejects)
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
-Otis Driftwood and Baby Firefly (The Devil's Rejects)
"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
"...yeah..."
-Gambol and The Joker (The Dark Knight)
"Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary! Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?"
-Brick Top Polford (Snatch)
"Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked."
-Winston (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)
"You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie."
"We need fertilizer Winston."
"Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle."
"What do you mean?"
"We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie."
-Winston and Willie (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)
