Favorite Venture Bros. Quote
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"Dean, I'm about to tell you something that every boy your age......has known for, like, five years."- Dr. Venture about to give Dean "The Talk".
Monarch: Oh that's funny to you, right? Cause you're so fuckin' bad? I know your type. You think I'll just get a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids. Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front!
Kid #2: *snickers* This is totally gay!
Monarch: "What!? You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you fuckin' said you scrawny piece of sh!t?! Oh, this isn't gay, but King Gorilla over there is! '*King Gorilla makes kissing noises* And I bet he can't wait to snap off a piece of your dick in his ass!"
Kid #2: *snickers* This is totally gay!
Monarch: "What!? You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you fuckin' said you scrawny piece of sh!t?! Oh, this isn't gay, but King Gorilla over there is! '*King Gorilla makes kissing noises* And I bet he can't wait to snap off a piece of your dick in his ass!"
Dr. Venture: Hey, look at that. They (his nipples) work in tandem.
Just in case you forgot, his body got split up: one half of his torso in a sewer, other half with head stuck in wall.
Also Dr. Venture: When your kids are accident prone, you buy them a helmet. When they're death prone, however, you keep some stores of their dna for cloning.
Just in case you forgot, his body got split up: one half of his torso in a sewer, other half with head stuck in wall.
Also Dr. Venture: When your kids are accident prone, you buy them a helmet. When they're death prone, however, you keep some stores of their dna for cloning.
Lincoln - I can only move things that bear my image. Wait! That's it!
Hank - We build a gun out of pennies!
Lincoln - Yes! Wait, no! That's insane!
Hank - We build a gun out of pennies!
Lincoln - Yes! Wait, no! That's insane!
Col. Hunter Gathers: Who cares? You're going to special ops heaven.
Brock: Really?
Hunter: Really! And it's god damned great! The G-Man Valhalla! There's trim and guns everywhere. And we eat steak flavored clouds and poop secrets!
Brock: Really?
Hunter: Really! And it's god damned great! The G-Man Valhalla! There's trim and guns everywhere. And we eat steak flavored clouds and poop secrets!
Oh good grief yes! The 'Mars' intro had me and my brother laughing on the floor. My friend Trevor and I do pretty good impressions of 21 and 24 so we still burst out with, "Duh duh duh dunh dunh dunh dunh!" every so often.ace_of_something said:
"Naked"
-Dean Venture
Brock: "Oh..that B!CH! SHE TOOK THE CIGARETTES!!!!!"
That one kept me rolling for a good while.
Hank: "Dude! Check it out! My date's a super villain! I knew I should have worn my Batman outfit...."
The whole bit about Brock hiding the key in the ghost Episode? Gold.
And one of my favorites, from the first epi.
Bad guy: "Now then...Mr. Sampson, I raise you, what do you have?" Brock shows a full house. "Tut tut tut, five aces...seems I win again, now either you can go or you can-"
Brock: Stands, rips off his boxers to stunned silence. Then one guy claps.
I d@mn near wet myself.
That one kept me rolling for a good while.
Hank: "Dude! Check it out! My date's a super villain! I knew I should have worn my Batman outfit...."
The whole bit about Brock hiding the key in the ghost Episode? Gold.
And one of my favorites, from the first epi.
Bad guy: "Now then...Mr. Sampson, I raise you, what do you have?" Brock shows a full house. "Tut tut tut, five aces...seems I win again, now either you can go or you can-"
Brock: Stands, rips off his boxers to stunned silence. Then one guy claps.
I d@mn near wet myself.
