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MadCapMunchkin

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I'm sure this has been done, but.

"Well done, Android. The Enrichment Center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."
 

PS3Aussie

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Spectrum_Prez said:
The one that sticks: "If the clothes make the man, then here are the means to re-MAKE yourself."

Otherwise-below-average voice actor from a game with otherwise-below-average voice acting.

AHHHH please tell me whats thats from its bugging the hell out of me
 

The Gawaine

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Dragon age;

Alistair: Do you really know what's going on here? The Blight, the civil war... I really wonder how much of it you understand.
Dog: (He wags tail happily.)
Alistair: We're all special... big parts to play. Even you. Especially you, in some ways. You are the mabari. You guard one of the most important people--
Dog: (Excited Bark)
Alistair: What?
Dog: (Excited barking!)
Alistair: You... you want to play? But I'm talking. Why doesn't anyone want to hear me talk?

(if the Warden slept with Morrigan)

Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? (Chuckles)
Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.
Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?
Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate.
Alistair: (if present) *Sigh* I'm right here, you know.
Oghren: Anyway. You and the Grey Warden, huh?
Morrigan: Do you actually have a question, dwarf? Or is it your intention simply to leer and drool?
Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool.
Morrigan: I thought so.

(If you initially refuse to allow Leliana to join your group when you meet her in the Dane and instead she stops you leaving Lothering)

Warden: "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight."
Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

Oghren: Hey, elf. You're all right.
Zevran: Am I?
Oghren: Aye. I was thinking, I was thinking that you're... you're just all right.
Zevran: Drunk again, Oghren?
Oghren: "Drunk again, Oghren?" You sound like my father. He was all, "You're drunk; stop wetting on the table."
Zevran: How dare he.
Oghren: Least my mom had the good sense to hide the booze from him. So, you know, she could drink where he couldn't see her. (Laughs)
Zevran: That's heartwarming.
Oghren: Hey buddy, let's not go crazy or anything. Keep your pants where I can see 'em.

to name a few
 

jultub

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Anything Sovereign said in Mass Effect...

Jeyal said:
"What in slavish devotion to sanctimonious bloodshed brings you here?"
-Ryudo, Grandia II
... Was just beaten by the face that someone in this thread had quoted Grandia II.
 

dontreallyknow

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I've played much gears latly, so...
"I'm not into men!" old stranded saying while being carried by CoG forces in Submission(Gears of war 2, Multiplayer)
"Come Get Some!" same Fella.
The most of what Tai says in Multiplayer
"Sucka go boom" Tai using Torque Bow.
"Wait... I can use this!" Tai picking up a weapon in multiplayer.

or

when they in MW2 scream "man down, MAN DOWN" ect. and it sound like that they just realised that people actually do die. cranks me up every time.

"Is... is that a box? what's a box doing here?" DWiiiing!! MGS4

that's just the ones that I can recall quickly from games I've reasently played

edit: Oh! and san andreas! the cops are guenius:
First cop in helecopter" If I kill him, do I get a medal?"
Second cop: "No, you get two!"
That and everyhting they say in a footchase

edit2: and most of what's said in TF2
"Why are you running? It's just ham!" TF2 Heavy
 

daubie

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Miles Tormani said:
"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It is not by my hand that I am again made flesh. I was brought back by humans who wished to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk. Have at you!"
I was wondering when someone would pick this one. Certainly, it's one of the most memorable exchanges in video game history.

Also, "A man chooses, a slave obeys."
 

P-mac

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"You crawl like old people screw!" -Mac, from CoD4

"Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers.... I REALLY JUST WANNA NUKE THE CRAP OUT OF IT!" -Ghost, from SC2

"Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy! Professionals have standards." -Sniper, from TF2's "Meet the Sniper"
 

superstringz

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"Gah! But I just killed you!" or something like that in Iji. Funny, because Asha really did kill Iji, but if you found the checkpoint, you can face him again with a clone. And another example of internal consistency.
 

TibJib

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I have a few favorites.

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
-Monkey Island

"Betcha can't stick it."
"You're on."
-Halo 2 gameplay preview E3

"...and then I fell down a cliff and smashed my head. Then some Big Face appeared, and said I was dead. He said our land was changing, unbalanced at best. He told my fate, was to rescue the rest."
-Abe, Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

"I don't care about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero. I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate...if an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!"
-Zero, Megaman Zero 4
 

oplinger

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"Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep"

I'm sure -someone- knows this one. And no I am not swearing.
 

Glamorgan

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Dango said:
"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING
Is that Recettear?

OT: I have to say pretty much everything from Psychonauts. Just look at <a=http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Psychonauts>this
Possible Spoilers.
 

Dimbo_Sama

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'You see at this point, I'm pretty much Queen ***** of the Universe' -Kerrigan from Starcraft: Brood War

'Ladies and Gentlemen, I had a dream. I was in an all nude performance of Death of a Salesman on Ice' - Max from Abe Lincon Must Die

'I'm sorry, did I break your concentration' - The Warrior, Diablo
and from Grim Fandango

Manny: Don't you ever worry that your job is getting to you, Membrillo?

Membrillo: Well, forensic Botany is a trying job, Manny, but have you ever spent much time here with a florist? In life, they became florists because they love flowers, but here, a flower is a symbol of pain, of death within death. Their conflicting feelings build and build, and they become quite mad.

Manny: Thanks for the tip, I guess I'll send Balloon Bouquets from now on.
 

Vortex Traveller

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I really like this quote from Assasians Creed 2.

Maria Auditore: You need to find a better outlet in life.
Ezio Auditore: I have plenty of outlets.
Maria Auditore: I mean other outlets besides vagina.