Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[IrrelevantTangent]

When life gives you lemons, sell them on the black market in order to buy enough cash to hire a professional assassin to kill life. That'll teach life to mess with you.

 

[woozel121]

when life gives you lemons... find someone with a paper cut

 

[TheLastCylon]

When life give you lemons, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

 

[AkJay]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars
- a 1992 Ford Taurus owner.

 

[Kinguendo]

When life gives you lemons, its lemons for dinner.

 

[Haydyn]

When life gives you lemons, open a lemonade stand and sell your urine to everyone. O wait, I guess you don't need lemons for that.

 

[Cuniculus]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Ha, love that one.

 

[Angus565]

When Life gives you lemons, punch Life in the face! then take his wallet...

 

[Paragon Fury]

Lemons [http://nivlemspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/blood-for-the-blood-god.jpg]

 

[Laura.]

When life gives you lemons, go to Soviet Russia and find some lemons.

 

[Gene O]

When life gives you lemons say, "Yeah. I like lemons. Give me more."

 

[Hellsbells]

When Life gives you lemons go get oranges or some lemonheads. Theyre both simmilar but alot better.

 

[9NineBreaker9]

Hope this hasn't been done:

"When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party."

 

[xirishknight]

When life gives you lemons, DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

 

[Gxas]

Dammit Ninja'd!

Again, may I ask how I "ninja'd" this from you?

I posted this months ago on page one. How in the hell is that "ninja'ing" your post?

 

[About To Crash]

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super-lemons." Principal Scudworth, Clone High.

 

[Gxas]

Dammit Ninja'd!

Again, may I ask how I "ninja'd" this from you?

I posted this months ago on page one. How in the hell is that "ninja'ing" your post?

Wow, I really should start putting /sarcasm on things like that. I was merely making the comment that your answer was the first thing I thought of. At the same time making fun of all the people who scream "Ninja'd!" when someone beats them to it, heightened by the fact that you made the post months ago.

Vocal nuances translate well through text.