Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[dalek sec]

"When life gives you lemons..."

"I complain about the lemons!"

 

[Gerazzi]

i can't believe no one has said it yet - proud to be the first

When life gives you lemons make LEMONGRENADE!!!

god damn you I was going to read the entire thread hoping no one had said it yet.
I hope you're proud.

 

[red the fister]

when life gives you a Tyrannosaurus, Ninja kick it in the FACE!!!!!


Least I Could Do.

 

[LeonLethality]

when life gives you lemons, life must hate you.
life would love me if it gave me at leat 100 dollars no strings attached

 

[tomtom94]

When life gives you lemons, make sure you follow the guidelines in the risk assessment.
Lemon juice kills children.

 

[Agrael]

When life gives you lemons, make sure your friend is allergic

 

[Dusty Donuts]

When life give you lemons, you give them grapes. When life gives you grapes, you give them lemons. When you finally decide to get off your rear, take the lemons and the grapes, and hybrid them together to make grapenade, and sell it. The, get all the small change in your pocket and peg it at life.
Yes, i did make it up. You better not gimme any lemons or i'll give you grapes...

 

[ultra magnus]

Mine would have to be 'when life gives you lemons, ***** about it until someone gives you apples'

 

[Tri Force95]

"When life gives you lemons, make cherry-ade. The sit back and watch the world wonder how the fuck you did it."

 

[vladtehimpaler]

When life gives you lemons, sacrifice the virgin.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world see at least 10 versions of the same joke on this thread.

Edit: When life gives you lemons, dispose of them immediately. Lemon juice corrupts your hard drive.

 

[Magnatek]

When life gives you lemons, put them in a Blend Tech blender.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

When life gives you lemons, give it to a chick and try to get some.

 

[Julianking93]

When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

 

[Spoonius]

When life gives you lemons, sell them for crack.

When Life gives you lemons, knock the b******'s lights out.

When life gives you lemons, plant the seeds and grow an orchard.

 

[Ham Blitz]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

I would have to say this one. Ah, I remember the powerthirst commercials... I might have to go watch those now.

 

[P1p3s]

i can't believe no one has said it yet - proud to be the first

When life gives you lemons make LEMONGRENADE!!!

god damn you I was going to read the entire thread hoping no one had said it yet.
I hope you're proud.

I already said I was proud - although there was some dude who put the escapist tshirt up and that was pretty funny!
WIN for me!!

 

[Thurmer]

When life gives you lemons, feed them to your dog. That shit's hilarious.

harsh but lols

 

[kantalupa]

when life gives you lemons make lemon meringue pie

 

[thornsoftheROSE]

when life gives you LEMONS, invite your friends and ask them to bring SALT and TEQUILA!!