Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Dax317]

when life gives you lemons it is a free ticket to kick a 8 year old in the teeth

 

[Motti]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

goddammit, I was gonna say that!
When life gives you lemons, throw 'em away and use what you've already got.

 

[historyfend13]

"When life gives you lemons, make an Arnold Palmer"
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, sit back, relax, and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at mean people."
When Life gives you lemons, trade it for an apple or something."

Dude...Arnold Palmer is AMAZING!!

 

[fletch_talon]

When life gives you lemons piss in a cup and offer life some "lemonade".

 

[theultimateend]

What's your favorite "When life gives you lemons" quote? Mine's gotta be "When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."
What's yours?!

"When Life gives you lemons stop taking Crystal Meth."

Because come on folks...life doesn't have the ability to give you anything. (I know someone will say it gives you life, but it doesn't, it just passively is. An abstract concept hasn't the ability to give.)

 

[leviathanmisha]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and as for chocolate."

"When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund."

My 2 favorites...wait, I forgot one.

"When life gives you lemons, go write fanfiction!!!"

 

[Glerken]

When life gives you lemons, trade them for a fruit that actually tastes good.

 

[Dr.Susse]

i saw this in a cubicle once
"when life gives you lemons throw them away and demand edward cullen"
but i say
when life gives you lemons ... get over twilight already

 

[ranasan]

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into someone else's eyes!"

 

[seamusotorain]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Will you be my new God, please? It appears that you're omnipotent, as you can see inside my freakin' head.

That, or maybe "When God gives you lemons, make yourself a glass of fail. You've earned it."

 

[unclaimedpig]

when life gives you lemons, show them the juicer and yell "do you really want this" eventually they will realize that if i make lemonade it will cost them their lives so they will leave you alone and all the problems are gone without any work what-so-ever

 

[Superior Mind]

Okay there's eight pages of this, if no-one's referenced Scudworth from Clone High yet I'm gonna do it now:

"When life gives you lemons you clones those lemons and make SUPER LEMONS!"

 

[Trivun]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at whoever gave them to you and proclaim in a loud voice: "WHAT THE HELL? THESE WEREN'T MY LEMONS! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LEMONS! AND I HAD APPLES! AND THEY WERE BIGGER! WHO THE FUCK'S STOLEN MY APPLES? YOU ARE SO GETTING ***** SLAPPED FOR STEALING MY APPLES..."

And that's about it.

 

[bluepilot]

When life gives you lemons go and get some sugar.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

When life gives you lemons - Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice.

I love you.


TGWTG is great.

 

[Angerwing]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

This.

"When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!"

 

[mugetsu37]

When life gives you lemons, the communists have won.

 

[choptail]

When life gives you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt.

 

[iJosh]

When life gives you lemons, I say F.ck the lemons and bail. - Pineapple express Lawlzors