Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

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A few favourite quotes, not to do with he lemons thing neesicarily (did I spell this right?), but are similar.

When life gives you a bad hand, cheat.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, sell it, then buy more lemons for lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

When life gives you lemons, shoot the messenger.

When life gives you lemons, you're in trouble.

When life gives you lemons, take the lemon, stick carbon and zinc rods in it, then you get electricity.

 

[Wildboy210]

When God Gives You Lemons .... RAPE WOMEN

 

[sAmz]

wHen?Life?GiveS?mE?lemons.. .I?tHrow?'em?back?And?Demand?Edward

 

[Motti]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

wow, ninja'd in the second post.

My version of this is essentially thus:
'life's a *****, make it yours'

Pretty much the same message.

 

[ultrachicken]

When life gives you lemons, consider if you were hallucinating when that happened. Lemons don't just come out of nowhere, you know!

 

[Just Pman]

When life gives you lemons, plant them in the ground. When it grows into a lemon tree, take all the lemons it grow off and store them in your cellar. Wait untill they are rotten, and boil them into black sludge. Use this sludge to write life a letter on how you don't exactly appriciate the lemons. Send the letter to yourself. When you recieve the letter, burn it and eat the ashes. Poop out the ashes and burn the poop. Take the poop ashes and place them in a plastic bag. Bring them to the ledgendary ash-smith of Guernoden Isle. When he finishes making you the glass-sword, take it and shove it into a nearby tree. Take a leaf from this tree and go exchange for a cookie. Now, doesn't that feel better?

 

[TopHatTim]

Its not a "when life give you lemons" one but close enough

"gotta break some omlettes to make some eggs am i right?"

 

[MariaAuditore]

When life gives you lemons find somebody whose life gives them vodka and have a party.

 

[Larmo]

when life gives you lemons, you read them (i read to much fan-fiction)

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

all these are pretty much samey.

"when life gives you lemons, put it in your pocket and forget about it."

 

[Cherry Cola]

When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't fuck you instead

EDIT: Holy crap it was a necro! I must go hide.

 

[Harold Donchee]

When life gives you lemons, hide the lemons when life turns its back and then claim you never got your lemons. Repeat till satisfied. Open a business, sell lemons, and make some actual fucking money.

 

[joschen]

"When life gives you lemons there can be no peace"

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

When life gives you lemons, buy war bonds!

 

[prosporter6]

When life gives you lemons, throw them away and demand orange juice.

 

[silver wolf009]

When life gives you leamons, and you make lemonade, no one is going to freaking buy it because were in a ressecion idiot!

 

[Kamaitachi]

When life gives you lemons...

EAT YOUR DAMN MELONS!

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

aw ninja'd

also...

Its not a "when life give you lemons" one but close enough

"gotta break some omlettes to make some eggs am i right?"

Pretty sure you gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette, not the other way around.

 

[Gxas]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

aw ninja'd

No. Your thought cannot be ninja'd almost a full year after I posted it.

Should read: Aw... I was too late to seeing this topic in order to respond with the funny idea I got from a youtube video.