Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

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TooSchoolForCool

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"When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice.
You sit back and you let them wonder how the fuck you did that."

- TooSchoolForCool
 

Eggsnham

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When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the juice into people's eyes and punch them in the nuts.
 

TheDustyBanana

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"When life gives you lemons look at life and shout, 'Who the HELL do you think I am?' Then suckerpunch life right sqwa in da beanbag and sell the lemons on eBay." - Edgar Allen Poe [citation needed]
 

mocruz1200

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i love the line charlie sheen gives in 2 and a half men. "when life gives me lemons, i make lemodane. when life gives you lemons, you just squeeze them and suck out all the juice!"
 

DkLnBr

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I like this one a lot:
but you would be surprised at how little you can apply it to real life situations
 

christilc

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person that gave you the lemons and run like hell!
Christi
 

Desis

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When life gives you lemons, use them to make a battery that powers a robot that kills annoying people.
When life gives you lemons, ignore them and do your AP homework instead.
When life gives you lemons, watch retards comment on how they are yellow.
When life gives you lemons, question how "life" itself can physically give you lemons.
And my favorite of all:
When life gives you lemons, make them lose the game.
 

dex-dex

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When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons.

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