Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Aitruis]

Taken from a Dilbert strip:

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"I'm allergic to citrus."
"When life gives you lemons, swell up and die."
-Scott Adams

 

[TimeLord]

When life gives you lemons: FIRE EVERYTHING!

 

[Deleted]

When life gives you lemons, accept them you ungrateful *****.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you diabetes, don't make lemonade.

Tragically, this one isn't mine.

 

[Katana314]

This one is from Powerthirst.
"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD."

 

[borediam113]

When life gives you lemons you chew them up and spit the seeds in its face.

 

[MetalGenocide]

When life gives you...

Spoiler: LEMONS

..well, you should know, what to do by now.

Spoiler: Something like this.

Spoiler: Alternative for when you run out of lemons.

 

[John Jeffries]

When life gives you MELONS you're probably Dyslexic...

 

[TheSentinel]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemona-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

 

[Jory]

When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.

Citrus Monopoly made me laugh, good show.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water pistol and shoot people's eyes"
Is my personal favourite
That said, if we were going for "when life gives you lemons..." style quotes then I'd go with:

When I get sad...
I stop being sad...
And be awesome!

EDIT: Damn you Cap'n!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better.

 

[MatthewGill]

When life gives you lemons, plant a lemon tree.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Failure is the first step on the road to success.

I shit you not, saw it on a poster.

 

[breadlord]

When life gives you lemons, i say fuck the lemons and bail.

 

[Sgt Doom]

When life gives you lemons, shove the lemons down life's throat until it suffocates to death, cut yourself then carry out autoerotic asphyxiation.

 

[reg42]

When life gives you lemons, throw them away and make apple juice.

 

[Spacewolf]

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

When life gives you lemons, whittle it into a perfect replica of a russian hamster, then flaunt your skills to the world.