Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[AlphaOmega]

When life gives you lemons, ITS MORPHING TIME!

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

When life gives you lemons, DEMAND SECONDS


Cookie to anyone who knows where that came from.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Russian Proverb

"When life gives you lemons,burn them"

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

"When life gives you lemon, use it to flavour you alcholic beverage" - made famous by me

 

[bluemistake2]

when life gives you lemons, shove those lemons up lifes ass!
OT: "i like christ its his christians i dont like there so unlike him" mahatma ghandi
also "one cant shake hands with a clenched fist"

 

[bew11]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Thats what i was gonna say!

 

[bew11]

I thought of another one, "When God gives you lemons, make screwdrivers!"

 

[Burst6]

When life gives you lemons, you squeeze them into the eye of the nearest person.

 

[TheSquirrelisKing]

"When life gives you lemons, kick it the balls and say, 'I wanted a beer, *****!'"
It's from a thing called "DM hold music".

 

[titanium turtle]

when life gives you lemons give it a tasty bullet cassertole in return

 

[DragonChi]

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons..and make SUPER lemons"

 

[WakeTheDead1]

This might have already been said...

When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

 

[Duskwaith]

"When life gives you lemons, keep them free lemons afterall"

Probably been ninja'd

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

In Soviet Russia you give life lemons! (? I'm so sorry)

When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat your god damn lemons.

 

[marissajfox]

I actually made this one up when I was really board so...

When life gives you lemons... aw screw it! Who's ever heard of life giving anyone fruit?!

And then I read one on a Happy Bunny postcard that said...

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies!

 

[bigmax]

when life gives you lemons, then add a shot of takila and forget about all!

 

[Latinidiot]

when life gives you lemons, be nice and pay the bastard, he has wrong friends.

 

[TheJakester16]

When life gives you lemons, begin to wonder just how many lemons you would have to fit inside your anus to get a guiness world record.

 

[Gotham Soul]

When life gives you lemons Assuming direct control.