Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Riobux]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

I'm going to have to agree with this. It's awesome, it's in your face and you can not deny it.

 

[neoontime]

When life gives you lemons, relize you have the power to make it rain lemons

 

[neoontime]

when life gives you lemons, ask life for some tequila

 

[Robby Foxfur]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and try to find someone whos life has give them vodka and have a party. - Ron White

 

[joshuaayt]

I rather like lemons. I vote we change it to pineapples or something.
My friend is full of those quotes, though.
"When life gives you lemons, (Perform sexually explicit act)" is the usual formula.

 

[Socius]

When life give you lemons, kick it in the nuts and run like hell!

 

[Eliam_Dar]

"At nigth, do not cry for the sun, or you will miss the stars"
R. Tagore (Hindu Poet)

 

[NIHILHATE]

"When life gives you lemons, crush them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall".

 

[chriswolvie]

"When life gives you lemons...kick the lemon farmer in the shins!"
-Ralph Hayes, Jr. "Tales of the Questor"

 

[not_the_dm]

'Life is a lemon and I want my money back' - Meat Loaf

Oh yeah! Who can forget the classic "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."!

But I haven't got any sugar...

 

[Quaxar]

When life gives you lemons hand them to me, I love lemons!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

When life give you lemons, shoot the farmer.

 

[Xeros]

When life gives you lemons you necro the "when life gives you lemons" thread a thousand times.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

When Life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party.

-Ron White.

 

[Delock]

When Life gives you lemons, pull the pin and throw. You have now sucessfully used a lemon grenade, just like the Arbiter.

Alternatively, when life gives you lemons, do what you do with all crappy gifts: Thank the giver, then regift it to someone else.

 

[Conor Fussell]

When life gives you lemons, don't complain, free lemons!

 

[superbatranger]

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!

Probably been ninja'd, but oh well.

 

[Count Igor]

If life gives you Melons you know that you're dyslexic

 

[Fenreil]

Something to the effect of:
"I say, when life gives you lemons, give 'em back and put in some of your own."

From, Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

When life gives you aids, make lemon aids.