Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[MasterSqueak]

When life gives you lemons, eat them.

I would.

 

[Flying-Emu]

"When life gives you lemons make beef stew"

So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rocket, I put bologna in my left pocket.

 

[Flap Jack452]

"When life gives you lemons make beef stew"

So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rocket, I put bologna in my left pocket.

Spread cream cheese in my gold locket (is that the line)?

 

[Skeleon]

When life gives you lemons, get a helmet.

 

[Bat Vader]

"When life gives you lemons, give them right back."

 

[mdk31]

When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.

 

[Flying-Emu]

"When life gives you lemons make beef stew"

So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rocket, I put bologna in my left pocket.

Spread cream cheese in my gold locket (is that the line)?

Yes, good job!

 

[The Shade]

"When life gives you lemons, suck on 'em and die.

You stupid lemon-eater."

-Scott Adams



"When life gives you lemons, wing 'em right back and add some lemons of your own!"

Bill Watterson

 

[WolfThomas]

"When life gives you lemons"

From Dilbert

"Choke on them and die...you stupid lemon eater"

 

[Flap Jack452]

"When life gives you lemons make beef stew"

So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rocket, I put bologna in my left pocket.

Spread cream cheese in my gold locket (is that the line)?

Yes, good job!

It's been so long since I've seen that show.

 

[Sfumato]

This one is racist, but "When life gives you lemons, you're probobly a mexican."

Warned you. <3

 

[the_joker1112]

when life gives you lemons, cut it in half and jam it in his eyes, then he wont make that mistake again.

or

when life gives you lemons, look him hard in the eye and say "i orderd a burger!"

 

[JFenlon]

When life gives you lemons, Chuck Norris.

 

[stormcaller]

When life gives you lemons, acronimise(Word now, bitches!) this joke

WLGYLA(WNB!)TJ

 

[garjian]

when life gives you lemons... put them down on a relatively flat surface and continue your previous business.

 

[Trifer420]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

This one, when I first saw this topic this was the first thing that came to mind

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

"When life gives you melons...Shit you're dyslexic."

 

[Gotham Soul]

When life gives you lemons, spray it on the car seats of someone you hate.

 

[TopHatTim]

i dont have one,
but my favorite qoute that has something to do with it is

"gotta break some omellets to make some eggs, right?"