Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[PyroZombie]

When life gives you lemons, find someone with sensitive eyes, then give him some lemons.

 

[DinosaurSnack]

When life gives you lemons make lemonade...just add HCL to it and give it back to life. That will teach the fucker not to give you lemons.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life has given the gin and have a party. Ron White said that.

When life gives you lemons, pretend they're oranges and hope nobody notices.

 

[r4ndom]

When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

Dude i'd totally buy you a dinner for such a fine joke. I chortled slightly.

I'm not being sarcastic either, it's just good humour. Bravo

EDIT - OT, 'When life gives you lemons, question the existence of an entity called life.'

 

[MTNW]

When Life gives you Lemons, swell up and die

 

[[Gavo]]

"When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat the damn lemons".

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, but when life gives me lemons, I'll kick your ass. Then I'll drink your lemonade. Why? because i don't own a juicer.

 

[Julianking93]

When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

This is actually kinda witty. Sweet.

Anyway, best lemon quote:

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

The machine gun one is funny, too.

 

[iamnotincompliance]

What, no Dilbert fans here?

Fine.

Spoiler: THIS is what you do when life gives you lemons.

Spoiler: And on that same kind of vein, next day's comic.

 

[MTNW]

well, mine was from Dilbert too

I think it went something like

You know what they say, if life gives you lemons make lemonade

Im allergic to citrus

You know what they say, when life gives you lemons swell up and die

or something along those lines

 

[RyQ_TMC]

When life gives you lemons, it probably gave all the oranges away to other people...

 

[SniperWolf427]

When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.

Ha!

Also, "When life gives you lemons, sit them down and walk away, having nothing further to do with them."

...Shut up, it's different at least.

 

[DalekJaas]

when life gives you lemons, say F*CK lemons and bail!!

 

[sarahvait]

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons!"
(Clone High)

Gabe-"You know what my mom used to say: `When life gives you shit,` you just...Uh..."
Tycho-"Make Shit-ade? What?"
Gabe-"Wait, it's coming to me."
(Penny Arcade)

"Life is like a sewer...What you get out of it depends on what you put in it."
(Puke and Snot)

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

When life gives you lemons, put the juice on your hands and ask them "Guess who?"

 

[quiet_samurai]

When life gives you lemons, then you are obviously a fucking lemon tree and have no mind, let alone even come close to the capability of forming an abstract thought about existance let alone your very own.

 

[zahr]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unfortunately life does not give you sugar. Enjoy your lemon juice.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

when life gives you lemons sell them on e-bay and buy somthing ever so slightly more useful, lather rinse repeat until you own a lemon company and spend your days giving everyone lemons and laugh at them

 

[Kimberland]

When life gives you lemons, hoard enough of them, to dialate the world fresh water supply with lemon juice