Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Archemetis]

"When life gives you lemons, you've got potential for a lemon saying."

 

[vxicepickxv]

When life gives you lemons, power a clock.

 

[bodyklok]

"When life gives you lemons, open a lemon farm."

 

[zacaron]

when life gives you lemons, go ***** about it over XBL.

 

[[Gavo]]

"When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat the lemon".

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"When life gives you lemons, cry.
Cry, because you must have really fucked up at life for the end result to be "lemons".
You probably have no friends, either.
Fag."

 

[Novacain4862]

Not gonna read through all of that, so sorry if I repeat a joke.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade because you need sugar for that. Enjoy your sour lemon water. Dumbass.

 

[jthm]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

 

[Avatar Roku]

Oh yeah! Who can forget the classic "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."!

Whoa, man. I think you kinda stepped over the line there. My feeble mind can't wrap itself around this alien concept.

 

[Delicious]

When life gives you lemons, have pity on said lemons for they must feel worse than you do.

 

[Renikor]

Oh yeah! Who can forget the classic "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."!

Whoa, man. I think you kinda stepped over the line there. My feeble mind can't wrap itself around this alien concept.

Wrong bud, your alien mind cannot wrap its mind around this feeble concept. *points to profile picture*

 

[Tattaglia]

"When life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons and get a Humvee."

My grandma said that to me. My grandma kicked ass.

 

[traceur_]

when life gives you lemons, put it in the bin and have sex with a hot hooker.

i made that up coz it makes more sense than the others

 

[zen5887]

When life gives you lemons shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons ma... Wait, who gives lemons as a gift?

When life gives you lemons crack out the tequila and salt then invite a bunch of people over and get really drunk then stay up all night swearing at life

When life gives you lemons fight a dude!

When life gives you lemons make a giant lemon cannon and shoot the stupid lemons back at stupid life!

When life gives you lemons you better get a taste for sour fruit!

Thats all I got

 

[Jojobug]

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay

 

[JRCB]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Damn. Ninja'd.

 

[Gxas]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Damn. Ninja'd.

Okay, I really have to ask here; How exactly did I "ninja" this when I posted this nearly three months ago? This thread was dead up until earlier today. I cannot fathom how you can consider three months ahead of you to be "ninja'd" as you call it. Really, it would be considered beaten to response by a large margin of time. Besides, I was the first poster, you are on page four. If I were you I'd edit my post to say, "Damn. I wasn't there when this thread went on three months ago, but if I was, and I had beaten Gxas to the punch, I totally would have put that."

Just saying.

 

[tehweave]

When life throws a pie in your face you make a delicious glass of piemonade.
-Strong Bad

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who's life gave them rum. Then have a party.
-My roommate

When life gives you lemons, make a movie about it.
-Me (and hollywood for that matter)