Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Aqualung]

"When life gives you lemons, say, 'Fuck it!' and bail."

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Gawd, Paul Rudd is hilarious in that movie.

"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

 

[animalbrad]

When life gives you lemons, write bad fanfiction.
When life gives you lemons, sell them on E-Bay.
When life gives you lemons, make a lemon ray. Then make more things lemons. Then make lemon furniture.

 

[Acid Armageddon]

When life gives you lemons, find someone whos life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

 

[Cptn_Squishy]

And now I know!

And knowing is half the battle.

The other half? Violence.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

When life gives you lemons, say, "Fuck the lemons," and bail.

 

[AkJay]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars."

 

[Volstag9]

My friend told me about this one:

When life gives you lemons, you must really suck at life.

 

[megapenguinx]

When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

damn beat me to it.
Also When life gives you lemons, fuck that shit. Throw it back and ask for oranges

 

[Archereus]

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

you beat me to it, but that's the only one i know of, till now i guess...

 

[WittyName]

When life gives you lemons, IT'S A TRAP!

WIN!

 

[SpikedDeception]

I still love Ron White's edition.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... And find someone whose life has given them Vodka... And have a party."

Or another of my favorites...

"When life gives you lemons, you give life the finger."

 

[Andalusa]

"When life give you lemons.. Shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons!"

 

[SimuLord]

"When life gives you lemons, just smile and say grazie." - Mario Batali

My thought: When life gives you lemons, go get yourself some sushi-grade salmon and some sticky rice. It's lunchtime.

 

[LilGherkin]

"When life gives you lemons, say, 'Fuck it!' and bail."

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Gawd, Paul Rudd is hilarious in that movie.

"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

I'm pissed that you said that one because I read through 1.5 pages with no one else posting so far so I got really psyched to be the first one to say it.

 

[Aqualung]

"When life gives you lemons, say, 'Fuck it!' and bail."

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Gawd, Paul Rudd is hilarious in that movie.

"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

I'm pissed that you said that one because I read through 1.5 pages with no one else posting so far so I got really psyched to be the first one to say it.

I felt the same way. XD We can share the joy because you got the ref.?

 

[LilGherkin]

"When life gives you lemons, say, 'Fuck it!' and bail."

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Gawd, Paul Rudd is hilarious in that movie.

"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

I'm pissed that you said that one because I read through 1.5 pages with no one else posting so far so I got really psyched to be the first one to say it.

I felt the same way. XD We can share the joy because you got the ref.?

I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Role Models, and I love you man. Paul Rudd always knows how to make me laugh.

 

[purplegothchick]

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

So far, this one's my favourite.

 

[randommaster]

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes."

 

[stinkypitz]

When life gives you lemons, paint them dark green and throw them in crowded areas.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

"when life gives you leamons, put them in a sock and beat life to death"