Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Aschenkatza]

"When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them fish & chips and enjoy."

 

[Combined]

When life gives you lemons - Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice.

 

[Splyth]

when life gives you lemons learn to juggle. or better yet get an air cannon have some real fun.

 

[Renikor]

"When life gives you lemons, make pie. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

 

[Scorpioenigma]

"When life gives you lemons, gentically modify them and use your Super Lemons to destroy the world!"

 

[Gxas]

I'm pretty sure people are just making these up now...

 

[Renikor]

I'm pretty sure people are just making these up now...

lol

 

[kellenheller]

That's pretty much what I was thinking but I was just waiting for someone else to call everyone out

 

[corporate_gamer]

I don't know if this thread is restricted to lemons only, but I like this one:

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you are not alone.
And yet you are alone. So very alone.

I have that on my calander. And i have a massive poster of 'dreams are like a rainbow, only idiots chase them.'

 

[Sombra Negra]

When life gives you lemons, rip said lemons in half and jam the wet ends into life's eyes. That'll teach the fucker.

 

[Abedeus]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like and laugh at their pain.

 

[Booze Zombie]

When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.

 

[SquirrelPants]

My favorite: When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, go suck a dick.

 

[KBKarma]

"When life gives you lemons" means making the best of a bad situation.

That said...

"My critics forget that slime is a defensive lubricant. Slimy creatures are difficult to catch." - Xinchub, Schlock Mercenary.

 

[Baby Tea]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better.

This one wins.
It's practical, it's funny, and it would really really make me feel better.
/thread.

 

[Renikor]

When life gives you lemons........Squirt juice in your eye and run around screaming in pain like a madman to the point where the police arrest you for disturbance but you resist arrest and go on a monster rampage riot where the special forces and Marines have to come in but you use your super karate powers to slay all humans of humanity and and and.....Then you rub your eyes....

 

[skullkid3]

A quote from the British sitcom "My Family"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."
"Or Lemon earrings..."
"What about when life gives you shit?"
"Shit mice. Just stick a cocktail stick into it and bang! Shit mice."

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Damn I was gonna say that one.

 

[Chickenlittle]

Chuck them at someone you don't like.

 

[Jaebird]

When life gives you lemons, throw them away, because you don't like lemons. You prefer apples.