Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Mighty Lighty]

when life gives you lemons
jam it up lifes ass

 

[51gunner]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Damn I was gonna say that one.

So was I.

 

[Maileigh]

When life gives you lemons, go find a Potato Launcher.

 

[GrimRox]

Not sure if it's been done but "When life gives you lemons, it's time for tequila slammers"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Exactly what I thought when I saw this thread.

 

[Cheesebob]

When life gives you lemons, make lemon curd and be hated by everyone

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a friend who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!"

 

[Renikor]

Oh yeah! Who can forget the classic "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."!

 

[nolongerhere]

Life gave you lemons! Ha! I got strawberrys.

 

[zauxz]

When life gives you lemons, just be happy, thay are free you know.

 

[Neesa]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

I love that quote so much. But then again, Powerthirst makes me laugh uncontrollably.

When life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

"When life gives you lemons, trade them for some oranges."

 

[P1p3s]

i can't believe no one has said it yet - proud to be the first

When life gives you lemons make LEMONGRENADE!!!

 

[Lullabye]

Life's like a dick, when it gets hard FUCK IT!(b4 it fucks you)
When life gives you lemons, eat them. Then When life asks what you are doing just say eating your lemons. When it asks why, say because i like lemons. Then life will just nod and walk away mumbling something about "grapefruit" and "sex slaves" leaving you to enjoy your lemons in peace.
The moral is everybody tires of small talk. So if you want to get rid of someone quick, just answer in simple oneliners.

 

[Renikor]

When life gives you lemons, cram them up the butts of your enemies.

 

[ae86gamer]

When life gives you lemons go drink a beer.

 

[PumpItUp]

Alex was asked by his mother to go shopping at the local corner store. After getting everything on the list, Alex discovered that the store was out of oranges. "Sorry, Alex" said Albert Life, the elderly shop owner, "we sold out of the oranges this morning." Alex looked depressed, saying his mother needed those oranges for a recipe. Elderly Mr. Life, pitying little Alex, walked over to the fruit stand and tossed him a pair of lemons. "Here you go, Alex" he said with a smile. "Next time you come around, I'll have those oranges for you." Alex put the lemons in his bag and walked out of the store. "When life gives you lemons..." Mr. Life quietly chuckled to himself, only to be startled by the sound of two lemons hitting his front window.

 

[Renikor]

Alex was asked by his mother to go shopping at the local corner store. After getting everything on the list, Alex discovered that the store was out of oranges. "Sorry, Alex" said Albert Life, the elderly shop owner, "we sold out of the oranges this morning." Alex looked depressed, saying his mother needed those oranges for a recipe. Elderly Mr. Life, pitying little Alex, walked over to the fruit stand and tossed him a pair of lemons. "Here you go, Alex" he said with a smile. "Next time you come around, I'll have those oranges for you." Alex put the lemons in his bag and walked out of the store. "When life gives you lemons..." Mr. Life quietly chuckled to himself, only to be startled by the sound of two lemons hitting his front window.

LOL Dude that's gotta be one of the coolest ones here

 

[vamp rocks]

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and ten throw the lemonade into someones face and tell them to get you the oranges you asked for in the first place!

 

[RagnorakTres]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

Quoted for exceedingly large amounts of juicy and tasty truth.
OT: "When life gives you lemons, wing 'em right back and add a few of your own." -Calvin from Bill Watterson's "Calvin and Hobbes".