Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"It just goes to show you, never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding, and you spend all afternoon explaining that, but no ones going to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
"It's like some one made a submarine out of metal and the metal submarine worked perfectly fine and became the norm but someone said "Everyone makes submarines out of metal. Let's make one out of bread.""
This is a fun thread but I can't shake the feeling that I've seen it before.
"It's like some one made a submarine out of metal and the metal submarine worked perfectly fine and became the norm but someone said "Everyone makes submarines out of metal. Let's make one out of bread.""
This is a fun thread but I can't shake the feeling that I've seen it before.
"If I had just hoisted a seven foot tall demon in the air and sliced it in half with a single swing, I wouldn't be there brooding about it. I'd be like, fucking hell! Did anyone else see that?! I'm squirting machismo out of my nipples here. I'm a monster truck that walks like a man!"-Yatzee, Darksiders review
Greatest quote ever!
Greatest quote ever!
Recent would have to be:
(just like to add at this point that I'm not quoting im trying to remember)
With Battlefield games being so snipe happy It became equivocal to tring to read a wheres wally book from behind a desk across a street and everytime you put up your head to look at it for more than 2 seconds you were savaged by a flock of vampire bats and you neglected to notice that the truck-a-saurus had chewed a perfectly square hole in the side of your house that had allowed access to a panther.
For this there was lolz!
(just like to add at this point that I'm not quoting im trying to remember)
With Battlefield games being so snipe happy It became equivocal to tring to read a wheres wally book from behind a desk across a street and everytime you put up your head to look at it for more than 2 seconds you were savaged by a flock of vampire bats and you neglected to notice that the truck-a-saurus had chewed a perfectly square hole in the side of your house that had allowed access to a panther.
For this there was lolz!
The Wolfenstein review, he hated the game so much he did the review in Limerick, I was laughing so hard I went into an asthma attack
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that but no ones gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"
OR
"Pants on head retarded"
OR
"Pants on head retarded"
Tough call. Either gotta be Pants-on-head retarded, or Stonkin' Great Tits. First...second...eh, tough call.
I have two personal faves.
From Braid:
"you know who i blame for all this? YOU yes YOU the public. Especially you ADRIAN! (that probably isn't your name but it was worth it to mess with all the Adrain's in the world)"
From Prince of Persia Retrospective:
"I guess it just goes to show..Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's gonna want to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!""
From Braid:
"you know who i blame for all this? YOU yes YOU the public. Especially you ADRIAN! (that probably isn't your name but it was worth it to mess with all the Adrain's in the world)"
From Prince of Persia Retrospective:
"I guess it just goes to show..Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's gonna want to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!""
"Now things perceive to their logical conclusion with a game that has you meddle with the very origin of life of the universe including a depiction of evolution that would make a furious Charlees Darwin eat his own beard."
"Which was your favourite Quake level, the brown castle, the greenish-brown temple or the other brown castle. Jericho shows us exactly how far we've come with the levels being, in order, brown ruins, more brown ruins, brown castle, more brown castle and revenge of the brown castle."
(on the subject of QTEs)
"But even if they were bright pink and 6-feet wide it wouldn't remove the fact that the sequences are unnecessary, obnoxious, clichéd and some other mean words."
"There's so much black leather on display it's like someone took the goth (unknown word) from a small-town high school, pinned them down in front of a 24-hour Rammbo marathon, then smacked them brutally around the head with a baseball bat made out of frozen stupid."
(on the subject of the Resi 5 inventory system)
"And when both inventorie are full, the fun begins! Say my partner has an egg that I want to use. Can't just hand it to me or even just pop it straight into my mouth like a flirty dinner date. I have to exchange it for something of mine, use the egg, then request my other item back, assuming she hasn't eaten it. It's like one of those fucking 'fox, chick and worm' puzzles"
"Which was your favourite Quake level, the brown castle, the greenish-brown temple or the other brown castle. Jericho shows us exactly how far we've come with the levels being, in order, brown ruins, more brown ruins, brown castle, more brown castle and revenge of the brown castle."
(on the subject of QTEs)
"But even if they were bright pink and 6-feet wide it wouldn't remove the fact that the sequences are unnecessary, obnoxious, clichéd and some other mean words."
"There's so much black leather on display it's like someone took the goth (unknown word) from a small-town high school, pinned them down in front of a 24-hour Rammbo marathon, then smacked them brutally around the head with a baseball bat made out of frozen stupid."
(on the subject of the Resi 5 inventory system)
"And when both inventorie are full, the fun begins! Say my partner has an egg that I want to use. Can't just hand it to me or even just pop it straight into my mouth like a flirty dinner date. I have to exchange it for something of mine, use the egg, then request my other item back, assuming she hasn't eaten it. It's like one of those fucking 'fox, chick and worm' puzzles"
'If only Jeffrey Dahmer had this game to blow off steam, a lot of young Milwaulkee(sp?) gay boys would still be walking around uncannibalized today'
I'm a sucker for serial killers, what can I say?
I'm a sucker for serial killers, what can I say?
