Favourite Family Guy Quote!

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game-lover

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I love this show so effing message.

I can't possibly name a favorite quote. So many our hilarious.
 

emeraldrafael

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Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
(the Bully that stole Stewie's bike)

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Alaways fun for an office setting:
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

And possibly my favorite:
Peter: Since I took over as President our profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.
Alyssa Milano: Of all the cheap shots... Joel.
Joel: I know, I know. I'm suing, I'm suing.

Just cause I like the real people cutaways.

EDIT: After talking iwth a friend, he reminded me of the episode "Quagmire's Baby" and this exchange at the end.

Quagmire: Well, I guess I just realized it's not about me. This family is what's best for Anna Lee. This is her home now. I got to let her go.
Peter: I'm proud of you, Quagmire.
Quagmire: Thanks, man. Hey, who knows? Maybe I'll bump into her in 18 years.
Peter: What?!
Quagmire: Did you really think I was going to change that much?
[the camera zooms in on him]
Quagmire: [to the audience, holding his thumbs up] Good night, everybody!
 

Wintermoot

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"here is a song by a gay guy"
-Brian
its from the episode where Peter goes back to the 80,s and brian has to play never gonna give you up
 

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Anyone who comes into this thread just to say they don't like Family Guy are complete assholes.

Do people go to soccer games just to tell everyone how much they hate it? Would you do that?
 

JWRosser

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At the cinema:
Female actress: I'm rich and you're poor, but let's dance together!
Male actor: Society won't like it.
Female actress: I don't care!
Peter: Good for you. Good for you.

The last line my friends and I say quite a lot. As well as:

Stewie: Brian! Oh no Brian! Brian we are gonna have aaaaants! (after he's spilled stuff on the kitchen floor)

There are loads, loads more. Love Family Guy. People don't actually understand how complex some of the humour is.
 

JWRosser

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Oh, also, the funniest one from the Star Wars episodes, I think:

"I love you."
"Fuck off"

From 'Something, Something Darkside'. It's the way Peter says "Fuck off" that just makes it so funny. Unfortunately, when aired on TV, they - for some reason - beep it out, completely ruining EVERYTHING


Soz for double postage.
 

Jezzascmezza

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Peter: "Hey Brian, have you head?"
Brian: "Heard what?"
Stewie: "Noooooooo!"
Peter (breaks into song): "Well a bird bird bird, bird bird's the word..."(and so on)

The other one is when Quagmire drugs this girl in a hot tub, and we see him dragging her unconscious body towards his house, and when he gets to the front door, he says: "Wait a minute, I'm just sick aren't I."
 

WestMountain

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In the latest holiday episode when santa is sick and may die.

Santa: I will be with ALLAH soon

*awkward pause*

Stewie: Am I the only one that is a bit freaked out by this?!
 

Reshkar

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Peter: I want some ice-cream.
Tom Tucker: No Peter, you finish your food.
Tom Tucker: You. Eyy, you get back here now mister.
Tom Tucker: Don, don't you. Get down from that chair or you're in big trouble.
Tom Tucker: You, put that ice-cream back right now.
Tom Tucker: I mean it.
Tom Tucker: I'm not kidding around.
Tom Tucker: I'm not gonna say it again.
Tom Tucker: Ehh, if you put that ice-cream in your mouth, you're gonna be in big trouble young man.
Tom Tucker: Uhh, uhh...
*Tom Tucker punishes Peter*
*Peter starts crying*


And one I really can't forget :)
"Did you know, Peter Griffin got a moustache.."
"I knoooooow :D"
 

Anti Nudist Cupcake

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(When peter falls over with kitchen peripherals)

Peter: Uh, Louis, could you please get a medical dictionary and look up "fork and "lung".
 

CharrHawk164

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"Eh Eh Eh Eh Oh Hey Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt."

Or something along those lines hehe