Favourite Family Guy Quote!

[CharrHawk164]

Meh I cant recall any. American Dad is so much better show, yet so underrated.

I must admit American Dad is hilarious now. Love it. Definiely underrated.

 

[Legendairy314]

3 Words. Herbert on Methamphetamine.

 

[Trucken]

"Wait a second! Everyone knows Pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar!"

*sigh* Oh how I miss Family Guy.

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

Why has no one mentioned this

Hey Lois, take it up with my butt, hes the only one that cares.

 

[CharrHawk164]

SERIOUSLY! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SHOW AND JUST WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! GEEES. THIS TOPIC HAS A TITLE OF 'FAMILY GUY QUOTE' AND THAT'S ALL I WANT. NOT SOME IRRITATING PEOPLE SAYING 'IT ISN'T FUNNY'. I REALLY DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. PEOPLE THAT DO JUST WANT TO HAVE A GIGGLE BECAUSE THEY DO LIKE IT DON'T WANT TO READ POSTS FROM YOU!!!

But... but I gave a quote.

Well then I guess that's acceptable enough

 

[elcamino41383]

Adam West: I'm going to sign this in all capitals so it says *louder voice* ADAM WEST!

Meg in Blue Harvest: How come I never get big parts!?! *Peter turns the Millenium Falcon around* Shut up, Meg.

Lastly:
Don't make me do stuff!

 

[Radek1994]

*Asian father walks in on his son*
"YOU DOCTA YET?"
"No dad, I'm 12."
"TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTA!"

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Yes that may or may not be the only quote I know from Family Guy.

 

[CK76]

Peter, you're acting like a child.
A child? Well, if I'm a child, then you're a pedophile and I'll be damned if I'm going to be lectured by a pervert!

 

[Freedomario]

this one is just... soooooooo greeaat.

Spoiler: Stoned Reporters

 

[dibblywibbles]

oh yeah? well you're a fastisio! there I can make up words too

 

[rhyno435]

Why has no one mentioned this

Hey Lois, take it up with my butt, hes the only one that cares.

You missed the part that made it clever . "Take it up with my butt, cause he's the only one who gives a crap!".

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Cleveland "Loretta's mom was hankering for a snack so we had to pick her up some kibbles and bits"
Loretta "Cleveland!"
Cleveland "I mean cheese-it's"

Cleveland "You just put Peter in the dog house which is where.."
Loretta "Don't say it"
...........
Cleveland "Your mother smells"

I love Cleveland, so glad he got his own show

 

[MeTheMe]

I don't remember the exact wording but it went something like...

Peter- Oh, yeah, I read about this in a book!
Brian- Are you sure Peter? Are you sure it wasn't... NOTHING!?
Peter- ... oh yeah.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Stewie: And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive...anymore!

 

[Kuroneko97]

From the episode when Chris falls for Mrs. Lockhart

Peter-Eh, eh, Lois. I can handle this. Mrs. Lockhart, our son...would like to PLOW you.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

From the episode when Chris falls for Mrs. Lockhart

Peter-Eh, eh, Lois. I can handle this. Mrs. Lockhart, our son...would like to PLOW you.

Mrs Lockhart - How's your oatmeal honey?
Mr Lockhart - Tastes kind of funny... OH MY GOD THERE'S A BEAR IN IT! *Eaten by bear*

Classy.

 

[VanityGirl]

Hmm...probably one of two.

"Ah no. Mister Superman no is here."

or...

"Holy crip it's a crapple!"

Sweet mama! Consuela is my favorite character!

Consuela: We need more lemon pledge
Guy: Can't you just bring it from home?
Consuela: No....No...