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SimuLord

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jamiedf said:
peter: hey brian look theres a message in my cereal it says oooooooooo.

brian: "peter those are those cheerios.

couldnt stop laughing at that, its up there with the gay cowboy song
It's "a message in my Alpha-Bits". Which, against all odds, is actually amusing. What's it doing on Family Guy?
 

Nimcha

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SimuLord said:
jamiedf said:
peter: hey brian look theres a message in my cereal it says oooooooooo.

brian: "peter those are those cheerios.

couldnt stop laughing at that, its up there with the gay cowboy song
It's "a message in my Alpha-Bits". Which, against all odds, is actually amusing. What's it doing on Family Guy?
Oooh, we have a hater I see! How cool is that? :D
 

joecop17

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PETER: Brian there is a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says OOOOOOOO.
BRIAN: Peter those are Cheerios.

or

Stewie: YES, YES, This is my rifle,
this is my gun,
this is for fighting,
this is for fun
 

SimuLord

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Nimcha said:
Oooh, we have a hater I see! How cool is that? :D
It isn't. But I'm not trying to be "cool". I'm just saying Seth MacFarlane is to actual funny comedy what Chris Brown is to Rihanna's face.

/Whitney Houston, you are officially off the hook as a punchline.
 
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dangitall said:
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
I believe it's season 8, episode 3. There's a small story before the quote, so you might not get it.
Was that not like something in America Dad with Haley as a sleeper agent?

OT: This refers to Lois(forget how to spell name) as a model. I am also paraphrasing
Peter: I will masturbate your modeling pictures.
Chris: And I will masturbate to her pictures too.
Meg: So will I.
Peter:Ew Meg that is disgusting get out of the house.

Later in the episode Meg says something at the table followed by
Peter: Who let you back in the house?
 

Nimcha

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SimuLord said:
Nimcha said:
Oooh, we have a hater I see! How cool is that? :D
It isn't. But I'm not trying to be "cool". I'm just saying Seth MacFarlane is to actual funny comedy what Chris Brown is to Rihanna's face.

/Whitney Houston, you are officially off the hook as a punchline.
I disrespectfully disagree.
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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SimuLord said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
SimuLord said:
You know the look of incredulity someone gets when you say something so thoroughly asinine that all that person can do is stare in disbelief at the sheer stupidity of what you just said?

I get that look when people tell me Family Guy is funny.
It's funny moments are getting fewer and far...betweener (?). Long ago it wasn't all about sex jokes or people just insulting each other.

Umm...


My point stands about Family Guy. If that's what's influencing young comedians, we're screwed. Family Guy isn't funny.
I do agree with you, for the most part. Groucho and company were a million times funnier than most of Seth MacFarlane's mind-dumps.
 

TheTim

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"I'm no school administrator, but there's an extension program going on in my trousers." -Cleveland Brown

EDIT: Whats with all these clowns posting things that aren't quotes from Family Guy, if you don't like the fucking show then why the hell did you open up this thread? morons.
 

Lynx

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- Stewie, you're drunk.
- YOU'RE SEXY.


Edit: All you people who dislike Family Guy, why do you comment when nobody asked you to?
 

Mr Pantomime

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My favourite would be "Meg, who let you back in the house?"

or

"Meg, you dirty dirty girl, you are not to touch any of my things"
 

Les Awesome

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B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD WORD
 

Les Awesome

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Hippie: c'mon man try it! its a cheeseburger
*hands drug*
Peter: i later learned it wasn't a cheeseburger
 

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Skullkid4187 said:
I laugh so hard at this everytime! SERIOUSLY! History's coolest reference!

Also this :3
Agree with the Quagmire/Brian one. Watched it thinking, So true man.