Favourite Family Guy Quote!

[loc978]

Stewie, an infant, referring to Brian's 20-something girlfriend's lack of intelligence:

"It's like she's fucking five!"

 

[Censorme]

Gary Busey looks at a mirror.
HOW AM I DOING TODAY GARY BUSEY!?

An evil clown reflection with snakes for hair gives him two thumbs up.
YER DOIN GREAT!!!

 

[Levi93]

"Pizza delivery man, prepare to feel the wrath of my cat laucher!" *picks up a crossbow and a sack of cats*

 

[Sacul]

Well Lois if I'm childish, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and be lectured by a pervert!

I use that on my girlfriend all the time hehe.

This is what I choose.

Anyone who quotes Family Guy in an attempt to get a laugh is no friend of mine. I can't understand how this show has been on for so long, not to mention that McFarlane owns 75% of the Sunday Primetime Block on Fox with his other bastard offspring, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. But I suppose it makes about as much sense as the Simpsons still being on 15 years after its prime.

Hard to choose, there's just too many.

Spoiler: Well here's a couple.

Notice how he walks in through the door and then promptly walks out the same way only for there to be a window. That's how half-ass this show is in its execution.

WOW! That's amazing! I've never heard about how much Family Guy sucks! I would of never realized this without your wisdom. Clearly you are better than I. I mean it's not like I merely watch Family Guy for a cheap laugh or two and to be entertained, it's not like I don't care in the slightest about your views on the show, it's not like I know the show isn't that good and is getting even worse as it goes on but I still watch it because as stated before it's entertaining and still has it's moments.

Shame I've already quoted it before, but fortunately enough I never wanted to be your friend in the first place.

 

[Hatchet90]

Well Lois if I'm childish, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and be lectured by a pervert!

I use that on my girlfriend all the time hehe.

This is what I choose.

Anyone who quotes Family Guy in an attempt to get a laugh is no friend of mine. I can't understand how this show has been on for so long, not to mention that McFarlane owns 75% of the Sunday Primetime Block on Fox with his other bastard offspring, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. But I suppose it makes about as much sense as the Simpsons still being on 15 years after its prime.

Hard to choose, there's just too many.

Spoiler: Well here's a couple.

Notice how he walks in through the door and then promptly walks out the same way only for there to be a window. That's how half-ass this show is in its execution.

WOW! That's amazing! I've never heard about how much Family Guy sucks! I would of never realized this without your wisdom. Clearly you are better than I. I mean it's not like I merely watch Family Guy for a cheap laugh or two and to be entertained, it's not like I don't care in the slightest about your views on the show, it's not like I know the show isn't that good and is getting even worse as it goes on but I still watch it because as stated before it's entertaining and still has it's moments.

Shame I've already quoted it before, but fortunately enough I never wanted to be your friend in the first place.

You don't care, and yet you care enough to respond to my quote in an angry and sarcastic tone, right. I'm glad to educate those less fortunate souls who have no sense of humor whatsoever.

You know the look of incredulity someone gets when you say something so thoroughly asinine that all that person can do is stare in disbelief at the sheer stupidity of what you just said?

I get that look when people tell me Family Guy is funny.

It's funny moments are getting fewer and far...betweener (?). Long ago it wasn't all about sex jokes or people just insulting each other.

Umm...


My point stands about Family Guy. If that's what's influencing young comedians, we're screwed. Family Guy isn't funny.

I do agree with you, for the most part. Groucho and company were a million times funnier than most of Seth MacFarlane's mind-dumps.

God Bless, glad to see someone with sense on this thread.

 

[Mister Awesome]

Louis: "what is it peter?"

Peter: "It's a girl... but there's a penis on it, let me get that!"

 

[drh1975]

From "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein": If I'm a child, Lois, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

 

[Dapsen]

Loads of people standing in a hall in a mansion:

*Lights go out, screen goes black*

Peter: "OMG! Is this what black people see, ALL the time?!"

Pure win, right there.

 

[mikeybuthge]

Don't worry, Peter, that's why they call it Schploople!

 

[Sacul]

You don't care, and yet you care enough to respond to my quote of your favorite quote in an angry and sarcastic tone, right...

Exactly! You thought I was angry? Annoyed maybe, angry no. Definitely sarcastic though...

 

[MetalLegs012]

"Banality, banality, banality, cut away joke that was probably written before they even knew what the episode would be about, banality, banality, repeat because we think if something that isn't funny goes on for long enough it'll somehow become funny."

Admittedly they do have some funny moments but the fact is it has an awful writing staff and Seth MacFarlane's a hack.

Do you think people reading this post will suddenly change their minds and agree with you that family guy sucks?

Never crossed my mind. Why? Do you?

No, I was just wondering why someone who clearly doesn't like family guy would go into a topic entitled 'Favourite Family Guy Quote'. What does insulting stuff other people like accomplish?

And you calling me on it accomplishes what exactly?

It adds balance to the world. A world where people just sit around saying they all love the same thing would be boring. Considering the forums are designed for discussion I'd say adding a contrasting opinion adds to the scope of possible discussions.

But truth be told I wasn't trying to accomplish anything just bored and thought I'd express my views on Family Guy.

Yes, however, the topic is not "Discuss Your Views of Family Guy" but rather say what your is your favorite quote. Before entering the forum you probably guessed that it would be mostly, if not all, Family Guy fans. I just don't understand the desire to insert in something completely off topic in an enviroment where nobody would agree with you. Oh, I get it, you're just trolling.

 

[Kortney]

My point stands about Family Guy. If that's what's influencing young comedians, I'm screwed. I don't find Family Guy to be funny.

Fixed.

Some of my favourites:

--

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

--

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

--

Meg: I baked you a pie.
Brian: Oh wow! Hey, that looks delicious! Mmm, wow, this is good, what's in there?
Meg: Well there's some apples...and cinnamon...and my hair.
Brian: What?
Meg: My hair is in the pie Brian. (pause) And now it's inside of you. (Pause) Part of me..is inside of you Brian. Do you feel me? Do you feel me inside of you?

*Meg walks away*

Stewie: Ooooh you've got some pie hey? Can I have a piece?
Brian: Uhh sure.
Stewie: Hey let me have some of that Cool Whhip.
Brian: Cool Whhip?
Stewie: Yeah, Cool Whhip.
Brian: You mean Cool Whip?
Stewie: Cool Whhip, yeah.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Whhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Whhip.
Brian: You're saying it weird why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie: What are you talking about, I'm just saying it; Cool Whhip. You put Cool Whhip on pie. Pie taste better with Cool Whhip.
Brian: Say whip.
Stewie: Whip.
Brian: Now say Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Whhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Whhip.
Brian: Cool Whip.
Stewie: Cool Whhip.
Brian: YOU'RE EATING HAIR!

--

And my favourite:









I love the songs they write. MacFarlane is an amazing musician.

Censorship song:

Spoiler

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a matter such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups?
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can?t say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They]re the fellas at the freakin FCC!

 

[TheSchizoid]

This is a good one too.

Peter Griffin: Lois, this is the best job I've ever had! Hey, since I've become President, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano. Hahahahahha.

Alyssa Milano: What kind of cheap shot? Joel!

Milano's Lawyer: I'm suing, I'm suing. I'm on it, I'm on it.

This thread reminded me of this clip I just watched recently...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/17494-family-guy-response

...verrrrry eeenteresting.

 

[michiehoward]

Stewie- BRAIN DON'T!!!


best 1.5 seconds of TV in the last decade

 

[CharrHawk164]

"Banality, banality, banality, cut away joke that was probably written before they even knew what the episode would be about, banality, banality, repeat because we think if something that isn't funny goes on for long enough it'll somehow become funny."

Admittedly they do have some funny moments but the fact is it has an awful writing staff and Seth MacFarlane's a hack.

Do you think people reading this post will suddenly change their minds and agree with you that family guy sucks?

Never crossed my mind. Why? Do you?

No, I was just wondering why someone who clearly doesn't like family guy would go into a topic entitled 'Favourite Family Guy Quote'. What does insulting stuff other people like accomplish?

And you calling me on it accomplishes what exactly?

It adds balance to the world. A world where people just sit around saying they all love the same thing would be boring. Considering the forums are designed for discussion I'd say adding a contrasting opinion adds to the scope of possible discussions.

But truth be told I wasn't trying to accomplish anything just bored and thought I'd express my views on Family Guy.

But seriously. If you don't like it, don't click on it! Simple! I wasn't asking whether people liked it or not. I was asking for quotes. And if you wont supply one then why you even on this forum.

 

[kakaomasse]

anything from Adam West...he's my hero. Oh and BIRD IS THE WORD!

 

[CharrHawk164]

Spoiler: This is self explanatory, really. I say this when using decoys on Black Ops.

Aha legendary. I just say it all the time when not even in context