Favourite Family Guy Quote!

[archvile93]

Peter: Hey look the Giant chicken's Bobba Fett!

 

[spectrenihlus]

Stewie: Say Brian, now that I think about it, how can you possibly have a thirteen year old son, when you yourself are only seven?
Brian: Well, those are dog years.
Stewie: That doesn't make any sense.
Brian: You know what Stewie, If you don't like it, go on the internet and complain.

 

[PhoenixBlade]

Toby as alien from the alien series: Stop, not so fast yall you think you can just up and run away you crazy, i like to eat people from other planets speciality yall.
Little mouth: i like to eat you with ma little mouth to.
Alien: oh no yall get back up inside me little mouth
Little mouth: but i wants to play tooo
Alien: get back inside il get you when we's eating them
Little mouth: ZOOOOPP

 

[TheEggplant]

Stewie: I do like this God fellow. He's so deliciously eeevill.

 

[baddude1337]

Stewie is with Brian hitchhiking.
Stewie: (singing) Take me to the highway, won't lend me your name
Brian: Who sings that song?
Stewie: James Taylor
Brian: Yeah lets keep it that way.

Also two quotes from one of my favourite episodes.
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actually its the other way round.

 

[iamthelizardqueen88]

"Trying to deny that is just like having sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want but its.....its gonna happen"
-Peter

 

[TheSchizoid]

Hmm...probably one of two.

"Ah no. Mister Superman no is here."

or...

"Holy crip it's a crapple!"

 

[JBojangles]

During the senior citizen porno
Old Lady: Are those new slacks?
Old Guy: Huh?
Old Lady: Are those new slacks?

 

[^=ash=^]

Hard to choose, there's just too many.

Spoiler: Well here's a couple.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Peter: Somebody tell this cigarette to get outta my face

 

[VulakAerr]

"Great kid. Don't get penis-y." - Blue Harvest

"Get out of the fridge, Peter.", "There is no Peter. Only Zool."

 

[N1ceDreamz]

Peter:"Everybody pee NOW!"
Stewie:"We're an unusual family"

Need I say more?

 

[Hatchet90]

Anyone who quotes Family Guy in an attempt to get a laugh is no friend of mine. I can't understand how this show has been on for so long, not to mention that McFarlane owns 75% of the Sunday Primetime Block on Fox with his other bastard offspring, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. But I suppose it makes about as much sense as the Simpsons still being on 15 years after its prime.

Hard to choose, there's just too many.

Spoiler: Well here's a couple.

Notice how he walks in through the door and then promptly walks out the same way only for there to be a window. That's how half-ass this show is in its execution.

 

[Cormac250]

Peter: I was in the bathroom the whole time Louise!! The bombshelter and newstand decoys Lousie!! DECOYS!!! *Goes out laughing*

Not my favourite but damn funny. Hard to remember your favourite just on the spot.

 

[captaincabbage]

I know it's incredibly childish and all, but this just cracks me up

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

You know the look of incredulity someone gets when you say something so thoroughly asinine that all that person can do is stare in disbelief at the sheer stupidity of what you just said?

I get that look when people tell me Family Guy is funny.

It's funny moments are getting fewer and far...betweener (?). Long ago it wasn't all about sex jokes or people just insulting each other.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Stewie is with Brian hitchhiking.
Stewie: (singing) Take me to the highway, won't lend me your name
Brian: Who sings that song?
Stewie: James Taylor
Brian: Yeah lets keep it that way.

Also two quotes from one of my favourite episodes.
[/spoiler]

actually its the other way round.

Shit your right, I'll go fix that.

Thanks for pointing that out to me.

 

[captaincabbage]

Peter: Somebody tell this cigarette to get outta my face

lol reminds me:

Random guy at cigarette convention: "Cigarettes killed my father! And raped my mother!"

 

[C117]

"Of course it is painful, there's a bullet in my foot!" - Brian, some episode where he and Stewie is in Iraq.