Favourite game sayings ever

[T-Bone24]

WHAT KIND OF SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!

"Nice moves there, pancakes, next time get a salad!"

Liberty Prime is pretty much a quote-dispenser.

"Embrace Democracy OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED"

"Probability of mission hindrance: ZERO PERCENT!"

"COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE"

"Freedom... is the sovereign right of every American"

"Tactical assessment: Red Chinese Victory IMPOSSIBLE!"

"DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"

Iiiiiirony...

And of course, the Mass Effect classic:

"You assume I give a damn. How cute."

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

"Democracy is Truth! Communism is Death!" Liberty Prime, Fallout 3. He had so many great quotes...

 

[Jay Cee]

"It's Tiiiime to split!"

-Cortez, Timesplitters 2-

 

[ajb924]

Everything GLadOs says in portal

 

[CMon]

"Goodbye cruel adventure game-ah, forget it."

Guybrush Threepwood

Also:

"Knock-knock"
"Who's the'e?"
"It's me."
"Go away."

 

[rasmusernst]

Well it's got to be my escapist profile motto:

From Monkey Island: That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

Can't go wrong with that Guybrush Thriftweed or whatever his name was

 

[G1eet]

DO A BARREL ROLL

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Garrus Vakarian : No salarian hearts, no turian livers, not one krogan testicle.
Commander Shepard: Your kidding right? Why would any one want krogan testicles?
Garrus Vakarian: Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn't work but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each. Thats 40,000 for a full set.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I actually misheard this line, but my misunderstanding is funnier then the original line.
"I've slipped in a puddle of water tougher then you!"

 

[UtopiaV1]

My fav quote from games is from Mass Effect, when you blow up the rogue VI computer on Luna, and in it's death rattle this message pops up on screen -

01001000
01000101
01001100
01010000

Translated, spells out "HELP!", me and my dad thought it was hilarious.

 

[humanizer]

"Nothing quite like a fist full of lightning now is there?"-Atlas, Bioshock

 

[Choppie6]

Anything from Shi No Numa (COD:WAW). Some of my favorites:

"I'm deadly, I'm fast . . . I'm drunk" - Nikolai
"Your aim improves . . . even as your vision deteriorates!" - Takeo
"Keep that fire away from my vodka!" - Nikolai
"I reach for da root beer shelf!" - Richtofen
"What's a root beer shelf?" - Dempsey
"Ah, the weapon I used to kill first wife . . . she was *****" - Nikolai
"I feel like danshing!" (which is just 'dancing' in a strong german accent) - Richtofen
"That would have been cooler if you put a cigarette in his eye!" - Dempsey
"Speed cola! Is honorable . . . tastes like sushi!" - Takeo
"Ah, do you see? Watch da blood spurt!" - Richtofen

 

[Howzlife]

HK47: Statement: just a simple driod here ma'am. noughting to see, move along

Statement: as you organic meatbags would say 'i have a bad feeling about this

KOTOR

 

[G1eet]

My fav quote from games is from Mass Effect, when you blow up the rogue VI computer on Luna, and in it's death rattle this message pops up on screen -

01001000
01000101
01001100
01010000

Translated, spells out "HELP!", me and my dad thought it was hilarious.

I never thought to translate that, just thought it was a data explosion.

I would have lul'd more if it referenced HAL.

 

[ksn0va]

"Wake up and smell the ashes" - G-Man

 

[JayDub147]

"A bomb!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU

or everything said by chinese characters in that game.

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

NEED MORE PYLONS- Starcraft

I thought it was (scary alien voice) "We need to construct additional pylons"

 

[General_Potatoes]

"I don't hate vests" left 4 dead