Favourite game sayings ever

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oi, Suzie! - Cpt MacMillan.
I'm too lazy to search

I add to this:
From the same game CoD 4

A: Surely you cant be serious?!
B: I am serious,and dont call me Shirly!

Yeah that great. Thats probably the only Airplane reference I have heard in a game

 

[[TW]_Saviour]

Probably every single one liner that escapes from duke nukems manly muscular lips

 

[KaiRai]

"Helicopter will be here in 30 minutes sir"
"No good, we'll be corpses for 10 minutes by then"

Gaz and Cpt. Price, Call of Duty 4

 

[Tadakatsu1honda]

1). I......I..It.....its.....LU BU!!! Dynasty warriors 3

Best OH SHIT moment ever XD

 

[Ka_huna]

"Welcome to the Circus Of Values! Hahahaha"
Bioshock

 

[elilupe]

The name's Axel, got it memorized? (Axel, KH2)

I say that sometimes(but with my name istead of Axel) when I meet someone. I know, im a nerd

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Dom: You hear that?
Marcus: It was probably just the wind.
Dom: Oh yeah? When was the last time the wind said "hostiles!" to you?

 

[KissofKetchup]

Blue Scout: What are you, the president of his fan club?
Blue Spy: No, that would be your mother!

 

[Pickel Surprise]

NEED MORE PYLONS- Starcraft

I thought it was (scary alien voice) "We need to construct additional pylons"

"You must construct additional pylons." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7wCJ8Kq754]

 

[lleihsad]

Planescape: Torment had a lot. Here's a few I can think of -

1. "Endure. In enduring grow strong."
It's pretty much a rewording of "that which does not kill me makes me stronger", but with clearer meaning and not tarnished by over(mis)use.

2. "Women are the reason I became a monk. And, uh, the reason I switched back."
It's like the "can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em" line, but wittier and more entertaining.

3. "If it's garters you're looking for, I happen to have a pair. Your mother left them in my bed last night."
It occurs to me that the Nameless One's repertoire of insults consists mostly of "yo mamma" jokes.

 

[Obsessive_Monkey]

"It's a Good Day to Die" - Corsair in Starcraft Broodwar

 

[War Penguin]

"I think we must show him we are not a threat. May I kill him now master?'
HK-47 KotOR.
Love it.
and...

"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

Hoo Rah.

 

[welcome stranger]

support carechter: dammit gabe you are not using that warhead to open that door
gabe logan:im not using the entire warhead

 

[lostclause]

Mine r

EAT SHIT AND DIE!

I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat.

I've got balls of steel!

-DUKE NUKEM

On a similar note:
'Let's get serious!' Serious Sam
Does anyone else get annoyed at this sort of thing? When you fight through by the skin of your teeth only to hear your character say 'Is that all you've got?' and trigger another wave makes me wish the would just shut the hell up!

 

[fer1wi]

You can push it if it makes you feel better. (Gaz-Cod4)

Man, I remember that quote. Personally my favorite quote from CoD 4.

Cpt. Price: "Gaz, can't you make these doors open any faster?"
Gaz: "Negative, sir. But you can pull on it if it makes you feel better."
Cpt. Price: "Cheeky bastard..."

 

[quiet_samurai]

Jolee Bindo
"I'm just like any other non-force user we have on the ship, with a lightsaber... and force powers."

Also how Snake repeats everything people say to himm over dramatically.

"Snake you need a sniper rifle."
"A SNIPER RIFLE!?"