Favourite movie quote

[octafish]

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"Do you know... the Muffin Man?"
"Yes I know the Muffin Man - who lives in Drury Lane?"
"Well... She's married to the muffin man"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man!"
"She's married to the muffin man..."
Shrek (the good one)
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You realize that that is a nursery rhyme right?

"I ain't got time to bleed."
- I can in no way remember the character's name, but Jesse "The Body" Ventura, from Predator.
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Oh no, you failed, Jesse Ventura's best line in Predator is "This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me..." edit: Is the character's name Blaine?

Mine, I love cinema and language in all forms, so that is hard, I'll give you a couple...

From Puberty Blues there is this great exchange
"How do I look?"
"Awwww, rootable?"

from the classic
"I am shocked! - shocked to find there is gambling going on in here!"
"Your winnings sir."
"Oh thank you."

and
"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."

but I'll leave you with one of my all-time favorites...

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

Your just lucky this is film quotes and not TV because otherwise I'd be posting whole scenes from Deadwood.

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

Gandalf is hotbed of great quotes. Some of my favourites are:

"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement." ~often used in Capital Punishment debates for some reason.

And also:

"Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise."

That scene alone proved Jackson's skill in directing, IMO.

you are forgetting Gandalf's REAL quote: YOU. SHALL NOT. PAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[k-ossuburb]

Spoiler: He tried to kill me with a forklift!

Spoiler: Take your pick of any one of these

Spoiler: And of course, the awesome Rowsdower

 

[Jeralt2100]

Greatest movie ever. If you haven't seen it, check the trailer out on youtube. My personal favorite:

'I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in the community'

'But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community'

Further proof of greatness? The plot summary includes the words: After a Kung-Fu Battle with President Nixon.

"Fiendish Doctor Wu! Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"

and

"First Lady I'm sorry I *****-slapped you into that china cabinet"

- Black Dynamite

 

[googleit6]

From Hot Fuzz:

"What else have you got?"
"Skid marks!"
*snortlaugh*
"Now who's being childish?"

I love that movie so much.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

So many classic quotes to choose from. After long deliberation I went for this one.

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

Do chickens have talons?

Napoleon Dynamite XD

 

[googleit6]

Do chickens have talons?

Napoleon Dynamite XD

I believe it's "Do the chickens have large talons?"

That movie was epic.

 

[narmeian]

'Heathers' is full of good lines, such as:

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" haha

 

[Not-here-anymore]

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"Do you know... the Muffin Man?"
"Yes I know the Muffin Man - who lives in Drury Lane?"
"Well... She's married to the muffin man"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man!"
"She's married to the muffin man..."
Shrek (the good one)
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You realize that that is a nursery rhyme right?

Yep, it's just well presented in Shrek. As so many of the other fairy tale and nursery rhyme references were.

 

[conzan]

"groovy" from evil dead 2 best line ever!

 

[uncreativename]

"Its the Fuzz" from hot fuzz.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

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Need I say anything.

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

inb4: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Greatest movie ever. If you haven't seen it, check the trailer out on youtube. My personal favorite:

'I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in the community'

'But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community'

Further proof of greatness? The plot summary includes the words: After a Kung-Fu Battle with President Nixon.

"Fiendish Doctor Wu! Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"

and

"First Lady I'm sorry I *****-slapped you into that china cabinet"

- Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite: Lemme speak to the man in charge.
Militant 2: Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

The great bit about that scene is the look on Black Dynamite's face. For about a half-second he looks at the director as if to say "WTF?!".

 

[Mordreich]

"They've got a Heli-cocksucker after us boys!" from the trailer park boys movie

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

 

[octafish]

Oh yeah, Glengarry Glen Ross.

 

[barash]

"You pay off for protection just like everyone else. As far as I know, and what I don't know in this town worth knowing, cops haven't closed any of your dives and the D.A. hasn't touched any of your rackets.

You haven't bought any license to kill bookies, and today I ain't sellin'any. So take your flunky and dangle."


Albert Finney - Miller's Crossing

 

[Queen Michael]

"I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt..." -Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest