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the fake

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cant remember the name but i remember hearing this one western dude go

"hello sir" BOOM

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Cormitt

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"You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs." - Buddy Ackerman in Swimming with Sharks
 

IcyEvils

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Most of what the Joker says in TDK..
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object."
"Introduce.. a little anarchy. Upset the established order."

Stuff from Fight Club..
"I wanted to destroy something beautiful."
"Tomorrow morning, his breakfast will taste better than any breakfast you or I will ever have."
"The fucker's setting up franchises!"

I don't really remember movie quotes unless I've seen the movie loads, and those are the only two I have seen more than 5 times.
 

PatrickXD

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"I woulda got ya" from Falling Down. If you've seen it, you'll understand why it's a favourite.
 

Roofstone

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"Never tought I'd die side by side with an elf..."
"How about side by side with an friend?"
"...Aye, that I can do"

Love it, always. <3
 

Prof. Monkeypox

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost... in time, like... tears... in rain. Time... to die."
 

teutonicman

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Skip to 3 minutes in.
"Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I've always feared that you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night, but you haven't fallen in and I thank heaven for that."
 

Captain Pirate

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Every line ever said in Snatch or Rocknrolla. Seriously, everything is quoteworthy.
Specifically though: Snatch: "Fuckface? Fuckface... right. I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mother." - Turkish, after being insulted by one of Brick Top's thugs.

Rockrnolla: "Excuse my friend and colleague Paul's handicaps, he has freakishly long arms and an alarmingly small neck.." -Malcolm the junkie, every line in every scene he is is priceless.

"Junkies take anything that doesn't belong to them. Not because they're thinking, but because they're junkies. Selling designer winter bear fur coats in the middle of June would not seem out of the ordinary to the average Junkie mind." -Archy narrating on Junkies.

And this line from the original Clone Wars Cartoon, said by General Greivous when he was first introduced, in one of the (in my opinion) best introductoy scenes ever, for a cartoon.
"Jedi, you are surrounded. Your armies decimated. Make peace with the Force now, for this is your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. Prepare!".
I highly recomend watching it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IVhMp2WPk
 

Christopher Dudgeon

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"You think that's air your breathing?" Morpheus - The Matrix.

"You there, Take that man below and clap him in irons" Captain Aubrey - Master and Commander

"BULLSHIT, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" Gunnery Sgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

"Honey Bunny - Nobody move this is a robbery!"
"Pumpkin - Any of you fucking pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!"
Pulp Fiction

"Your on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks" Bricktop - Snatch

"What, like guns that fire shots?" Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels
 

Goldeneye103X2

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RockNRolla: ABANDON SHIP!!!!-Gerard Butler as One-Two, when the crazy steroid-fuelled russian gets back up after being run over. It's times like this when you appreaciate guy ritchie's lack of intelligence.
 

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IcyEvils said:
Most of what the Joker says in TDK..
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object."
"Introduce.. a little anarchy. Upset the established order."

snip
I can make this pencil disappear.


As for me, pretty much everything from Lucky Number Slevin. I think these exchanges is my favorite:
Brikowski: Who are you?
Slevin: Philosophically speaking?
Brikowski: Name.
Slevin: Rank, serial number?
Dumbrowski: You should really play ball kid.
Slevin: Really? You think I'm tall enough?

Slevin: I'm not the guy you're looking for. I don't live here.
Sloe: Yeah, well you look like the guy who lives here.
Slevin: Then you don't know what the guy who lives here looks like.
Elvis: What he means to say is that you look like you live here.
Sloe: Yeah, that's what I mean to say.


Also, basically all three Austin Powers.

"All right, Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things in this world I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
 

bam13302

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not really a quote per-say but on bender's sleeping bag in Futurama Benders Big Game, it says Machina ex Deo (latin for "the machine from god")
i saw that and cracked up laughing
 

Macgyvercas

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Pretty mcuh the entire script of Blazing Saddles, but this line in particular.

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!"
Harvey Korman was a great actor.
 

Kuchinawa212

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"hahaha what a funny story Mark"

"You're tearing me apart Lisaaaaa"

"I did not hit her, I did not, that is bullshit, I did Naaaaaght"

The Room
 

Kuroneko97

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I remember some quotes from Snakes on a Plane that I liked:

1."I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKEN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKEN PLANE!"

2."So you're telling me that the only experience you have in flying is from a videogame?!"