Favourite Red vs. Blue Line

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Funkysandwich

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Caboose: "So you're a pacifist, huh? Isn't that a thing babies suck on?"

Tucker: "No, dude, that's a paedophile."
 

CounterAttack

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"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!"

I fell on the floor laughing when I first saw that one.
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Tex: "All right, screw it. You guys get behind me, and stay tight."
Tucker: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!"
Tex: "Never mind, Tucker's on point."
Tucker: "Eh, it was worth it."
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Washington: "For as long as I can remember, I've been lied to, taken advantage of, shot in the back and left for dead. And now, I have a way out of all of this. What in the hell makes you think that I'm going to ask for it?"

I just love the way Wash says that line. It's so dramatic... and awesome.
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And of course, the music that plays whenever Grif drives the Warthog in the early seasons. I love it. XD
 

MagnaCarterGT

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"I only drink the blood of my enemies... and occasionally a strawberry Yoo-hoo."

Also

Washington: That.... was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault! Someone put a wall in my way.
 

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Tucker "You shot Church you team killing fucktard!"

Tucker "Aww Fuckberry's"

Sarge "I have a boner for murder"

Simmons "why is there a giant cake here and why does it smell like baby oil..........Oh god were is Donut?"

Church "What was was the one thing I told you last time I was here" Caboose "That sidewinder was cold!" Church "What was the other one thing I told you"

Donut "And then I was thinking were could I hang out with no pants on"

And many many more, really I could list them all night.
 

thenumberthirteen

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I've only seen the first season, and that was years ago.

Best line I can remember:

"...then he ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it"
"That doesn't seem physically possible"
"That's exactly what he kept screaming"
"This doesn't seem physically possible AYAYEEE!"
 

WalkNasty

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MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH, AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!!!

sorry bout the caps, but he did yell the line.
 

supermunnky

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I think mine is probably when Caboose's pet/son thing goes Bow chicka honk honk and caboose just goes, "You can't teach that, that's genetic." Though there are many more class lines.
 

Kyber

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"Thats What You Get When You Argue With Science, You Stupid *****" by simmons
 

Yeager942

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So.....what are they doing?



NO! NO! NO! Simons you idiot! The order of shooting Grif is you, donut me, donut, me, me, me, you, donut, me, donut, me, me, you, me, me me, donut, you, you, me, me ,me!

RvB=win
 

Double A

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NeutralDrow said:
The greatest Red vs. Blue line cannot be quoted. It can only <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNR8OVKQhs>be experienced.
I was going to say something else, but it dulls in comparison to that one, best one ever!