Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

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slightly evil

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JEBWrench said:
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Bel from twilight, HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL FOR F*CKS SAKE I apreciate it's a romance but there is more in this world than one guy; IE. gunfights and carchases. you dont even see the bad guy torn to bits cos the selfish b*tch is unconscious
Oh, it gets worse. Her Self Control is her superpower, didn't you know?
I hoped the werewolves would save my oppinion of the twilight series (NOT SAGA) so in truth i didn't read past the first one. by the looks of things i would have been disapointed
vampires need to be evil bastards, at least some of them, that bad guy is just a... yeah i supose i'll censor it, a tw*t so myer (or however the fuck you spell it) ruined vampires
 

Chosen_Chaos

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From the Honor Harrington series: pretty much the entirety of the Mesan Alignment's leadership, with extra kicks as a bonus for the so-called Long-Range Planning Board. Although, given how Mission of Honor ends, there's every chance they'll be getting theirs, along with my other nominee from the same series, the Solarian League.
 

AfroNinja117

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If it could be a group of characters then I would punch the living shit out of the enitire galactic counsel in ME2 and if I could only punch one, I'd go with the asari ***** (she seems like the ringleader to me) I mean seriously, what do you mean "We have no evidence to support the existence of reapers???" I FUCKING KILLED ONE! not only that but human colonies disappering isn't your problem? Like hell it is! We joined the council and I saved your alien asses the least you could do is give a damn!

as you can see, I don't like the council. I'm REALLY hoping for the ability to just punch one of them in ME3
 

slightly evil

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Lucifer, ambitious I know but in A in the D you're screwed whatever you do, that pissed me off. and if you pick the 'bad' ending the priest dude has a go at you, so I'd punch him too. Come to think of it I'd punch pretty much the whole cast. if there's a good character in it tell me please cos I missed them.
oh and that bastard the companion cube never called me
 

AngelSword

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Dear Gods, is this list long.

Edward Cullen
Drizzt Do'Urden
Everyone in the novelization of The Temple of Elemental Evil [http://www.amazon.com/Temple-Elemental-Evil-Greyhawk-Classics/dp/0786918640]
Inuyasha
Lieutenant General Shepherd
Doctor Faustus
Most of the Final Fantasy VII cast
Romeo & Juliet (due mostly to the fact that they became a cliché before I even read the play)
Admiral Daelin Proudmoore
Baron Rivendare (drop the damn mount, already!)
Walter Peck
Chloe Frazer

?To name a few.
 

Sebenko

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AfroNinja117 said:
If it could be a group of characters then I would punch the living shit out of the enitire galactic counsel in ME2 and if I could only punch one, I'd go with the asari ***** (she seems like the ringleader to me) I mean seriously, what do you mean "We have no evidence to support the existence of reapers???" I FUCKING KILLED ONE! not only that but human colonies disappering isn't your problem? Like hell it is! We joined the council and I saved your alien asses the least you could do is give a damn!

as you can see, I don't like the council. I'm REALLY hoping for the ability to just punch one of them in ME3
Should have blown them all up at the end of ME1. I did. They were unbearable then, too.
 

JEBWrench

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slightly evil said:
I hoped the werewolves would save my oppinion of the twilight series (NOT SAGA) so in truth i didn't read past the first one. by the looks of things i would have been disapointed
vampires need to be evil bastards, at least some of them, that bad guy is just a... yeah i supose i'll censor it, a tw*t so myer (or however the fuck you spell it) ruined vampires
Actually, there are some genuinely interesting evil vamps in the series. Unfortunately, they mainly get glossed over in lieu of the teen idols.
 

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No one has mentioned how much fun it would be to punch Sandbag repeatedly? Also: Ini Miney from Phoenix Wright: Justice for All. The way I pictured her voice was very annoying.
 

Hachura

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Bayonetta. Nothing likeable about her. Oh look at me, I'm a librarian-stripper with guns!
 

The Warden

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Anakin Skywalker.
No, not Darth Vader era, I mean Prequel Anakin.
No, not any specific movie, name any of the three prequels, and that's the Anakin I'd punch.
 

AvsJoe

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Batfred said:
AvsJoe said:
Wow, this'll be fun...

Legend of Zelda series:
Navi
Link
Zelda
Ganon
The crying Gorgon baby

Mario series:
Mario
Peach
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Toad
Toadette
Daisy
Birdo
Mallow

Sonic series:
Sonic
Tails
Robotnik
Amy

Star Fox series:
Falco
Slippy
Wolf

San Andreas:
CJ
Kendl
Ryder
Officer Pulaski
Denise
Almost everyone on the radio

Disgaea series:
Laharl
Gordon
Mid-Boss
Mao
Beryl

Final Fantasy series:
Nanaki
Cait Sith
Bugenhagen
Don Corneo
Dio
Hojo
Kadaj
Palmer
Vincent
Seifer
Squall
Selphie
Zell
Rinoa
Zidane
Garnet
Freya
Kuja
Puck
Ruby
Steiner
Thorn
Zorn
Vivi
Baku
Tidus
Wakka
Kimahri
Lulu
Rin
Seymour
O'aka
Braska
Brother
Leblanc
Ramza
Delita
Malak
Rafa
Mustadio
Orinas (I don't care if he's a baby, I'll clock him one for starting a war!)
Gafgarion (I'll tear his head off! Lemme at him!)
Alma
Teta
Gustav
Algus (I'll straight up murder him as well!)
Altima
Queklain

Q-Bert

Okay, I'm stopping now. This is already taking too long and I haven't even started books (Holden) or movies (Shaft).
Hey, what was wrong with Vivi?
Nothing; I love him to death. I just want to clock him one.
 

Syndarr

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Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII.
Jack Russell from Radiata Stories.
The protagonist (I forget his name, or if he was even given one) from the book "Lilith" by George MacDonald, as well as George MacDonald himself for writing a book that fooled me into thinking it was a nice fantasy story before turning around and beating me over the head with heavy-handed religious dogma. Ugh.
Laura from Silent Hill 2. I don't care if she's an innocent, that little troll needs a spanking like there's no tomorrow.

...And I'd add Moebius from the Legacy of Kain series, but he totally gets what's coming to him and it's awesome.