First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Baldry]

...This isn't my bed...

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Somebody wheel me to the nearest bathroom and get me a laptop, my pipes are in serious need of a clearing.

EDIT: Better yet: "I have seen heaven! Quick, get me a book deal!"

 

[Nouw]

"So what's happening?"

The logical question to ask, then proceed to live my life as I missed out a considerable amount of time.

 

[Rickyvantof]

"I'm never drinking again."

 

[Darkwhite]

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[The_Fezz]

"Did I miss Top Gear?"

 

[BaronJuJu]

"So as I was saying..."

 

[esperandote]

Booya!

 

[sora91111]

Is Mass Effect 3 out yet?

 

[eyedonutkair]

What's the new nintendo, give me all the yahtzee i've missed, when is SMBZ episode 9 coming out.

 

[Okysho]

You say the exact same thing you say when you wake up in a place you don't know and you can't remember what happened last night.

remember these 4 easy questions:

Who are you?
Where am I?
What the fuck happened to my clothes?
and
Why does my ass hurt!?

 

[stikku]

"What a dream, i dreamt i heard you guys talking how to divide my money
wait wtf? GET OUT"

 

[DarkMorford]

Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!

 

[Dan Steele]

"That was one hell of a hangove... guys? guys? WHERE THE F@#$ are you!"

 

[pwnzerstick]

"Where the white women at?"
or
"Where's Bill!?"

 

[Hiram88]

DAMMIT, I WAS ABOUT TO GO DEEPER!

 

[chif-ii]

"What time is it...$#!T! I overslept!"

Assuming of course that I had enough strength, both physically and mentally, to deliver this witty retort. More likely is that it'll be more like coming to after a horrible hangover than just a click of the fingers and I'm at 100% again.

 

[Jedoro]

"Are the Jews gone yet?"

OT: "I should go."