Florida cops Taser naked burglar who pooped and masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun

[Jodah]

I just woke up to a pipe breaking in the heating system for my apartment but this story...this story here...this makes it almost okay...

 

[Rastien]

Hoooly shit son >_> okay... this guy is either insane, or has hoofed alot of PCP lucky he didn't get the munchies and turn cannibal on their ass

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...what... just... WHAT?!?! Or, to quote Nash of ThatGuyWiththeGlasses.com: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"

Seriously, why is there so much crazy in Florida?!

 

[Scarim Coral]

It seen to me the burglar had some sort of a mental problem to say the least.

I know for one thing, I would hate to clean up the mess that looney had made!

 

[Thedutchjelle]

The thread title is a combination of words I never thought I would see together like that.

The world is full of crazies, but I believe they found the King.

 

[Smolderin]

God...god damnit...Being a Floridian myself, I am glad I will be a Kentuckian in just a few months. I've had it with all the idiots here.

 

[CleverCover]

.......Meth is a hell of a drug....

Florida, why u so crazy?.jpg

 

[Comocat]

I don't have much to add other than it seems like the escaptist forum became sentient a generated a headline of pure awesome. OP your title is a work of art.

 

[Furbyz]

I don't have much to add other than it seems like the escaptist forum became sentient a generated a headline of pure awesome. OP your title is a work of art.

I so wish I could take credit for that, but it is literally the headline of the article. I mean it just says it all, how could I have summed this up any better?

Also, to any Floridians out there, don't feel so bad. The world is full of crazies. I know how you feel being from Texas. We get our share of flak as well.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

My money's on bath salts. They always seem to precede naked craziness.

 

[WanderingFool]

And I came here under the assumption the OP was making shit up.

For some reason I feel ive seen that somewhere before...

Im also still asking that question...

 

[Auron225]

To quote Troopers: Hmm... I'm not sure about that... I'm gonna go process this. Good day.

 

[puff ball]

If I was the Husband the entire time I would just be thinking about how badly I wanted to shoot the guy. Stupid society protecting people like that.

Floridian here im pretty sure if he had shoot him it would have been justified by or laws. people have killed with less reason and been acquitted. im actually kinda surprised that a family in Florida with that many guns didn't shoot him.

 

[SweetLiquidSnake]

I feel this gif should rightfully retutn for this story.

I mean, I don't even know where to begin with this.

At first, I wondered if it was some sort of satire a la The Onion, but no, this is an actual, legitimate story.

I have no words for this.

I was giggling through the article but laughed my ass off at that gif, nice find.

 

[The Funslinger]

I feel this gif should rightfully retutn for this story.

I mean, I don't even know where to begin with this.

At first, I wondered if it was some sort of satire a la The Onion, but no, this is an actual, legitimate story.

I have no words for this.

All I know is that if I'm ever arrested for something, I want it to be something that gets classified as 'Criminal Mischief'.

 

[OniaPL]

THE WAVE OF TROLL HAS BROKEN INTO THE PHYSICAL WORLD!!!!!!!!

The poor husband was just having a discussion with the wifey when this guy runs in, interrupts it, throws his shit everywhere and then jacks off to their reaction.