Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[Alotak]

Im in Britain here, errrm yeah.
No guns
few armed police.

All ive got is my motorbike and a polearm which is an anchient thing!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Crap, I never bought the Zombie Survival Guide!
I am so screwed.

Write one and market it. It's the perfect crime.

 

[duckfi8]

good thing i sleep next to my shotgun, a box of shells, a samurai sword, and a couple of MRE's

 

[Julianking93]

If the world's gonna end this way, I better get my chainsaw and cricket bat.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Where's my katana gun? (It's actually just a katana with a handgun glued on it. I know, I'm a genius.)

 

[Chorionicstu]

If the zombie apocalypse is going to happen, it will be between now and 2012. After that I am just going to give up on it.

 

[ars731]

and they said watching horror movies and playing video games was a waste of time...

 

[SweetNess_666]

the zombie apocalypse is nigh....all them left4dead hours were"nt a waste of time afterall lol

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Should I say it? I don't think I will incase it offends anyone, if you desperately want to know just ask but it isn't that funny tbh.

Anywayyss ohshit ohshit ohshit, if my friend finds out he will start this fucking shit about there being a virus that can re-animate the dead and I will have to slap him again for being obsessed with zombies.

...riiiight, time to go to the local gun store then...

What local gunstore! We're in Britain :O

Frying pans, machetes, guitars, and police night sticks work just as well.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

People its only Japan atm....so no more anime and no more creey pron


or Nintendo

or Playstation....

Oh well they're boned

 

[Pielikey]

Anyone in Massachusetts have any sort of safehouse built yet?

 

[fgdfgdgd]

-shrugs- i live in one of the most sparsely populated countries in the world with a large variety of gardening and sporting equipment at hand ^_^

 

[Lenny Magic]

They are not undead though, so not really zombies :/

but good try evil corp.

 

[Korten12]

Can I be in? *raises pitiful .22 revolver* Hold up. *drives to dads house, LOADS UP, and drives back* Ok, there.

Contents of the gun van are as follows: Two 20 Gauge shotguns one single shot, one pump.
One 12 Gauge double barrel
One Ruger Mini 14
Two Ruger 10/22 carbine rifles
Two .45 Colt Peacemaker Replicas
Two .32 Birdshead revolvers
One .357 Revolver
One .44 MAG Winchester 1894 replica.
One .32 Kel-Tec defense pistol
One Old .22 rifle
One 12 Gauge Goose Gun bolt action 36" barrel. MAY OR MAY NOT fire succesfully.


Approx. 200 rounds of .44, 300 of .32, 100 of .45, 1000 of .22, 50 12 gauge shells and 60 20 gauge shells.

My dad's gun closet is enough for the zombie apocalypse.

We can camp in his basement, where he keeps about 4 months worth of canned food and bottled water.

im with this guy.

 

[coldshadow]

wasnt there a thing like this awhile ago that was fake. wonder if this is.

 

[G1eet]

http://images.roosterteeth.com/assets/media/9_4b1b0908bd0e7.jpg

Yes, even the guys at Rooster Teeth are taking this one seriously. Head for the hills!

Don't despair, they already taught us how to defend ourselves.

http://images.roosterteeth.com/assets/media/9_493200c6580c2.jpg

 

[Heeman89]

...riiiight, time to go to the local gun store then...

What local gunstore! We're in Britain :O

And this is why I'm against gun control...I like having local gun stores

 

[0p3rati0n]

Looks like the flu turned out to be the zombie virus after all.

Fuck you Umbrella and your so called swine flu. We now know it's the t-virus!

edit- Good thing I just finished Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles.

 

[Jammerz]

Should I say it? I don't think I will incase it offends anyone, if you desperately want to know just ask but it isn't that funny tbh.

Anywayyss ohshit ohshit ohshit, if my friend finds out he will start this fucking shit about there being a virus that can re-animate the dead and I will have to slap him again for being obsessed with zombies.

...riiiight, time to go to the local gun store then...

What local gunstore! We're in Britain :O

I think he ment the local "shoe store" ;D