Fniff proves that you will not, under no circumstances, survive the zombie Apocalypse alive.

[Fniff]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

I'd like to give myself enough credit to believe I wouldn't run up to the bloody hoard. I'd only take that chance were there a lone zombie.

Most people would be going "AWESOME! I AM A ZOMBIE KILLER! LOOK A HORDE. I WILL KILL THEM A-- AAAGHHGODHELPMEPLEASSE!"

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

See! It just got triple bad!

From a humans perspective perhaps... But the Zombies are happy

 

[Fniff]

Against shambling-type zombies, just get in a car. Instant weapon!

After that... Try to find a ferry, probably. If that's not an option, maybe a boat...

Provided the world is slow to react, a total country-wide quarantine is unlikely. Other than that, there are nearby army and navy bases I could go to. They have guns and boats and stuff.

Against zoom-bies, yeah, we're pretty much fucked unless we get guns. Luckily, I live in a relatively low population density area. This means the survivor to zombie ratio will probably be high enough to warrant a rescue rather than a nuking.

I don't know..It would be too risky. Look, if you say you cannot bring any infected, there will still be a denier who says "Cousin Louis isn't infected, even though he has all the symptoms and is currently vomiting and has bite marks on him!", and these fellows would spread it.

Nuking would be the safest option, as hard as it is to admit it.

 

[Fniff]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

See! It just got triple bad!

From a humans perspective perhaps... But the Zombies are happy

Uh, no they starve to death once every dies.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

Well, I guess I'd go back to the....earth?

I'd think that your ... uhm... "remains" would be passed along form Zombie to Zombie.

They get awfully hungry ya know.

 

[Kud]

reading this post just made me a little bit depressed.

i think that humans could easily win against zombies, we have america. the ultimate weapon.

 

[Kasawd]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

Well, I guess I'd go back to the....earth?

I'd think that your ... uhm... "remains" would be passed along form Zombie to Zombie.

They get awfully hungry ya know.

Damn it, man! You just gave me the image of two zombies frenching my remains between them. Unnatural hungers are unnatural but I would hope the zombies would decay eventually.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

See! It just got triple bad!

From a humans perspective perhaps... But the Zombies are happy

Uh, no they starve to death once every dies.

... Will they? I mean, maybe Zombies can live on.... other Zombies?

 

[rokkolpo]

in the modern world something like a zombie problem will just be solved as raccoon city.(we would only be sure to throw a bigger nuke on it,I.E. sterilise the feckin state.)

also zombie's are slow.
and probably unable of walking.

 

[Fniff]

And you call that post a proof? Who the hell knows what it'll be like... Shambling walking corpses or rabid aggressive infected? Does everyone on the planet get infected/zombified at once before anyone knows what's up? Or does it start localized like one or a couple cities here and there that catches the surrounding ones unprepared, but which would give the rest of the planet an opportunity to fight back? Can they swim? Can they climb efficiently? Only headshots kill them? Or merely sufficient trauma?

Zombies are a work of fiction and they exist solely as such. Just like we've never seen any aliens and haven't the slightest idea what their mental and physical characteristics would be.

Yeah, they are.

But why are people making plans about how to survive them?

It ain't going to happen, but if it did, we would be fucked in every way.

 

[Kasawd]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

I'd like to give myself enough credit to believe I wouldn't run up to the bloody hoard. I'd only take that chance were there a lone zombie.

Most people would be going "AWESOME! I AM A ZOMBIE KILLER! LOOK A HORDE. I WILL KILL THEM A-- AAAGHHGODHELPMEPLEASSE!"

That would be a nature of hilarious if the nature of the situation wasn't so dire. I'm going to chalk the zombie-apocalypse up to near impossible, though, so it would be quite amusing to watch them run to their doom. Also, I also notice that alot of folks think that a shotgun would do them any good during said event.

 

[rokkolpo]

reading this post just made me a little bit depressed.

i think that humans could easily win against zombies, we have america. the ultimate weapon.

and shield. nothing says disposable as rednecks.
(not meant as offense to all americans, the ones i'm offending will know it)

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

Well, I guess I'd go back to the....earth?

I'd think that your ... uhm... "remains" would be passed along form Zombie to Zombie.

They get awfully hungry ya know.

Damn it, man! You just gave me the image of two zombies frenching my remains between them. Unnatural hungers are unnatural but I would hope the zombies would decay eventually.

Now let that image be a reminder of what happens if you risk your life trying to smack a Zombie.

Do you want to be Zombie-poop when you die? (That would make the best P.S.A. quote ever)

 

[Herb sewell]

Why take away the weapons? I have two guns and a few hundred rounds of ammo within 15 feet of me not to mention a shed chock-full of stabby/smashy things.

Yes, but you will run out of ammo.

And if you bunker up in your house, the zombies would block the way. And if you left, you can't carry everything. You will have to get rid of some weapons for food, or water.

Which is where the stabby/smashies come in. And I could easily fit all the food and water I need for quite a while in grand am and it has average trunk space at best. Then it's just a matter of moving to sparsely populated areas and staying ahead of any big or unmanageable hoards.

 

[electric_warrior]

now, excuse me if i'm being stupid, but i never got how mindless zombies know not to eat eachother. Surely it's as good of a food source as anything? (even though they only think they need food)

 

[Cherry Cola]

reading this post just made me a little bit depressed.

i think that humans could easily win against zombies, we have america. the ultimate weapon.

And we in Europe have America, the fattest place on earth! Best. Distraction. Ever.

Then we can escape to Alaska while the Zombies are occupied with the U.S.

 

[Kasawd]

Yeah, I can only agree. I'd probably load up a gun and put anyone I found out of misery just to be able to have killed someone off before the end.

Then, I'd top myself.

You have the right of it, sir. You do have to admit, though, that hitting a zombie in the face with a baseball bat or shovel would be satisfying.

Then his or her zombie buddies overwhelm you, and you are one of the walking dead.

It's a lose/lose situation.

Actually, that's a lose/lose/win situation.

You shovel a zombie who dies
Then you die
But tons of Zombies can go home with food in their... well... not all of them can digest food, considering that... you know, some of them might not have... innards.

Well, I guess I'd go back to the....earth?

I'd think that your ... uhm... "remains" would be passed along form Zombie to Zombie.

They get awfully hungry ya know.

Damn it, man! You just gave me the image of two zombies frenching my remains between them. Unnatural hungers are unnatural but I would hope the zombies would decay eventually.

Now let that image be a reminder of what happens if you risk your life trying to smack a Zombie.

Do you want to be Zombie-poop when you die? (That would make the best P.S.A. quote ever)

It wouldn't be a very bad way to go. At leat my remains are being involved with a mythical critter.

"Loady loady loady, I'll neva stray again!"

EDIT: Put words in mouth's of others by accident.

 

[animefreak52]

actually on a.o.t.s! a zombieologist (or whatever they're called) said that a zombie apocalypse is actually plausible. he said it probably won't happen and it won't really be an apocalypse but zombies are possible.

 

[Fniff]

now, excuse me if i'm being stupid, but i never got how mindless zombies know not to eat eachother. Surely it's as good of a food source as anything? (even though they only think they need food)

Basically, it would probabl-- Oh god, all this zombie survival stuff is coming back!