Fortunately, Unfortunately

[M0rp43vs]

Then leads the charge against the rest of the world
Fortunately a defecting russian scientist/ballerina, has built a second robot body for you to use against him

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Unfortunately, its difficult to steer on manual, and you walk into a bog, where you are now sinking.

Fortunately, so is Stalin.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, they saved hitler's brain and put it in an even bigger robot
Which also has terrible steering and is now with you in the bog

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

Fortunately, you can breathe underwater.

Unfortunately, the bog is mostly mud.

 

[Nouw]

Oh man this thread is a-fucking hilarious xD.

Fortunately, the mud is made of chocolate.
Unfortunately, you are lactose-intolerant.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Fortunately, its dairy free.
Unfortunately, its an acid.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately it's a weak one
Unfortunately Robot hitler and robot Stalin have managed to get out of the bog now

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

Fortunately, Robot Winston Churchill has declared he will stop them at the beaches.

Unfortunately, Robot Winston Churchill is a fat, sluggish man, despite his oratory skills.

 

[Kieros]

Fortunately, he uses those oratory skills as effective combat techniques to defeat his enemies.

Unfortunately, he mistakenly considers you an enemy.

 

[mcpop9]

Fortunately his weapons are chocolate pudding pies roped with whip cream . . What a fat mans Got to too you know?
Unfortunately you are still sinking

 

[One Seven One]

Fortunately you hit the bottom.
Unfortunately, you hit the bottom when you sank to about your neck.

 

[Norendithas]

Fortunately you weren't hurt in the blast and landed in a bed.

Unfortunately the bed's owner was getting into bed when you appeared and he sat on you.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Fortunately he was into it.

Unfortunately you weren't.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Fortunately, you and him don't have to wait in line as long on account of all the stabby.

Unfortunately, you have a song stuck in your head.

 

[Norendithas]

Fortunately, you remember who the song is by.

Unfortunately, you don't remember the name of the song.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately you have access to Youtube to find it.
Unfortunately, You can't remember a shred of lyrics, which album it's from and you were wrong about who the song was by. All you have is a melody echoing in your skull and it's driving you crazy trying to figure out what song it is
(Happens to me alot at least )

 

[mcpop9]

Fortunately you remember its communist Rolled more commonly know as trololo
Unfortunately your head explodes from the magnitude of awesomeness.