Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Kieros]

Fortunately, you have "Anti-Head-Explosion Drugs" that you take every morning.
Unfortunately, you were so excited this morning, you forgot.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately you can live normally without a head
Unfortunately the the Association Against The Headless are on your case

 

[mcpop9]

Fortunately their bus falls off the side of a mountain trying to get to you.
Unfortunately they land on you

 

[Norendithas]

Fortunately they won't be bothering you again.

Unfortunately you never worked out a day of your life and can't drag yourself out of the burning wreckage.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately, A fairy appears and will grant you a wish
Unfortunately, if the wish isn't "I wish to become you're slave", She will cut off your limbs

 

[mcpop9]

Fortunately an army of smurfs kills the fairy
Unfortunately they are hungry
And are carnivores
And you are stuck in a. Burning bus...
And they like their meat cooked........

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Fortunately the fairy dust created by the rotting fairy corpse grants you superhuman powers, allowing you to throw the burning bus at the smurfs.

Unfortunately, you miss.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately a wandering group of Mac Feegles come and slaughter the smurfs with reckless abandon
Unfortunately, they are worse than the smurfs and are getting bored, setting their sites on you

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately, like the real Winston Churchill, the robot, While charismatic, is not very formidable or much of a threat.

Unfortunately, they've sent a non-robotic Jack Churchill into the present/future to stop you from travelling back in time to cause all of this

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Fortunately, the Doctor annihilates Jack Churchill to prevent the space time continuum getting damaged further.

Unfortunately, you`re next on his list.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately the time travel arc is over and this plot thread is left hanging(...or is it?)

Unfortunately, you have locked yourself out of your car

 

[Mr. Omega]

Fortunately you are the master of unlocking and manage to get the door open.

Unfortunately, you don't have the keys for the car.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately you are also adept at hotwiring so it doesnt bother you.
Unfortunately you realized you took the bus earlier and this is not your car. The owner seems to have noticed in any case and has called the cops. You are now locked in a car chase with a fleet of police cruisers and police choppers

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Fortunately, the TARDIS cannot reach the dimension you`ve moved into, so you`re safe for now.

Unfortunately, this dimension is full of zombie hoardes. And you`re all outta gas.

 

[M0rp43vs]

BUt hey, Zombie meat is still meat... sorta

Unfortunately, you are still thirsty. And turns out your stomach does not agree with rotting meat

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Fortunately, you use your trusty jetpack you always keep in the trunk to avoid drowning.

Unfortunately, you cannot control your jetpack, end up at 32000 feet, and about to freeze to death.