Fortune cookie time!
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Don't look behind you.
or
You just ate dog meat.
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Sometimes suicide is the answer.
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The building is about to explode. Jump out of the window to your left.
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You just ate dog meat.
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Sometimes suicide is the answer.
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The building is about to explode. Jump out of the window to your left.
"Don't look now, but that guy over there is totally checking you out"
"That is an excellent idea. Do it"
"That is an excellent idea. Do it"
"Go outside through the North exit. There will be a red sedan with the back driver-side door slightly ajar. Enter the car three spaces West. There will be a cell phone and a note on the dashboard. Dial the number on the note, then destroy the note. DIAL ONLY ON THE PROVIDED PHONE! KEEP YOURS OFF! Make the call and await further instructions."
Ha ha, you thought that was chicken didn't you?
You will die if you finish this sentence.
Try not to think about Polar Bears.
I lost the Game.
Confucious would say: Why are you asking advice of a China man who has been dead for over 2000 year, I am dead, what the hell do you expect me to say?
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Fortune cookies are people too!
Oops
You will die on Feb 5, 2009 at 7:23 PM EST, prepare your self.
This is the last will and testament of Wuan Lee, a friend, family man, and fortune cookie.
-I have to stop here, I am having too much fun with this.
EDIT: May the Pants be with you.-- Just had to throw that in.
You will die if you finish this sentence.
Try not to think about Polar Bears.
I lost the Game.
Confucious would say: Why are you asking advice of a China man who has been dead for over 2000 year, I am dead, what the hell do you expect me to say?
Error 30349: beginning dump of physical memory
Fortune cookies are people too!
Oops
You will die on Feb 5, 2009 at 7:23 PM EST, prepare your self.
This is the last will and testament of Wuan Lee, a friend, family man, and fortune cookie.
-I have to stop here, I am having too much fun with this.
EDIT: May the Pants be with you.-- Just had to throw that in.
Your wife will cheat on you with chinese waiter very soon.
Man: honey? You have to read thi...s. Oh My God! Pumpkin no!
Man: honey? You have to read thi...s. Oh My God! Pumpkin no!
That character you had tattooed on your arm? It means "idiot".
Do you always twitch your face like that?
Your life will be as Hobbes described: nasty, brutish, and short
Do you always twitch your face like that?
Your life will be as Hobbes described: nasty, brutish, and short
It was actually "Beware of Japanese waiters bearing fortune cookies".mokes310 said:
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