Funniest T-shirt Jokes

[Arkhangelsk]

"If you can read this, you're standing too close" Although I think it should be: "If you can read this, you're not close enough".

 

[JohanGasMask]

the 3rd one sounds AWESOME!

 

[scnj]

I don't tend to buy funny shirts, because I find that after the novelty wears off they're not funny any more. Although I did see one that said "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

 

[wrecker77]

"It's not pink its lightish red!"

they have a shirt for a red vs blue quote?

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

My brother has one that says "Jesus is coming, act busy."

 

[Xero Scythe]

my friend's most offesie shirt shows a a cardinal's butt and says, "In their pujols". Mine shows a Cardinal and says "Cuck the Fardinals". though my favorite shirt is the bomb tecnician one. i have that shirt too.

 

[Kimberland]

"Pratice safe lunch, Use a condement"

 

[Table Chair]

Spoiler

Awesome. Simply awesome.

Wow.. That's the best thing i have seen today

 

[Beltom]

There's one that I thought of that I don't think already exists:
Patience Meter:
[--|------------]
Urge to Groan Level:
[-----------|---]
Apart from that there's:
I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?

 

[dubious_wolf]

"Guns dont kill people, Magic missiles do"

ahhhhhahaha thats pretty good.

I saw one that said "You lost the game". I laughed very hard but I also got kinda pissed.

CRAP! I hate you right now. I was winning....

lets see funny shirt.... oh "I have the body of a GOD! To bad it's Budda" I had a good laugh at that one.

 

[shwnbob]

"A night not wasted is a night wasted"

 

[Dooblet]

"It's not pink its lightish red!"

they have a shirt for a red vs blue quote?

they have tons of them at the roosterteeth store.

 

[Jaranja]

'You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.'

 

[Dooblet]

I have one that says Charismatic Stallion

 

[9NineBreaker9]

Spoiler: It doesn't help that the shirt is radioactive pink... actually, yes it does.

Kirby needs your abilities. He needs them now! OH GOD, THE ABILITIES!

I very much want this shirt

 

[teisjm]

Enjoy Canabis, written so it looks like the coka cola slogan enjoy coka-cola.
Masturbate, same as above ony with the master-card logo.
Nokia (cell-phone company) had a slogan "Nokia, connectiong people" Then i saw a T-shirt which said "viagra, Erecting people"

 

[DJude]

i remember one that said "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

 

[BorutaDevil]

I saw one that said "You lost the game". I laughed very hard but I also got kinda pissed.

eff you!!! well i got to say it now... i lost the game!

ive seen a bunch of funny shirts. " there r 10 different kinds of ppl in this world, those who understand binary, and those who dont" my friends dont get this shirt thats why its funny
"hello my name is mike hawk" lol its sounds like hello my name is my cock
"frack me" i jus tlove this one cuz i say frack alot
ive also seen one that i just have to get! " if humans were vulcan that would solve all the problems with 'emos'"

i mean there r so many funny shirts u cant jus tchoose one

 

[Rhayn]

I bought a "I like skool - especuly wen its closed' t-shirt just for graduation. I wore it, too!