Funniest T-shirt Jokes

[CrafterMan]

I saw one in Japan that said "Maybe you should just calm down".

Lmao ahaha, fantastic.

The japanese have some brilliant lines.

-Joe

 

[T-Bone24]

Spoiler: All glory to the Hypnotoad...

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

"Please, feel free to point, whisper, and stare."

White type on a black tee, sold in a goth clothing shop.

 

[Jumplion]

That reminds me of a line said by some historic figure, I think it might have been Mark Twain.

Anyway he was drunk and some women was giving him a hard time over it.

"Sir you're drunk"
"Yeah well you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober"

My favorite game related shirt was one that had the prince of cosmos rolling around a katamari and underneath it said "this is how I roll". I should've bought that shirt.

You may be thinking of Winston Churchill, but eh.

I like the shirts where is says "How to keep an idiot busy, see back of the shirt" then on the back it says "How to keep an idiot busy, see front of the shirt"

 

[thom_cat_]

'You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.'

That's bad. That's really bad.

Spoiler

 

[Samuel Cook]

Got arrested last night because I was wearing a T-shirt saying 'TWAT' with an arrow pointing to my side. Police have no sense of humor.. and no legal grounds to ever arrest me.

Oh my. Wearing a shirt designed to insult people, and then being shocked when it actually works...

And yes, in most countries there's actually a law against insulting officers, so most likely they do have a legal cause.

So, you're saying that because they found the T-shirt insulting, they had grounds to arrest me? No, they had no excuse to arrest me whatsoever, and I asked a crowns-court prosecutor.

 

[SimuLord]

Purple T-shirt with a picture of the Kool-Aid Man and the words "Sugar. Water. Purple."

 

[RobotNinja]

Jesus Saves... With coupons!!

 

[Librarian Mike]

My friend, who is an artist, has one that says:

Fuck Art, let's wrestle!

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

"My t-shirt is an optical illusion I'm actually standing right behind you"

"Centripital motion makes the world go round"

"Nerd 16/4 life"

 

[AboveUp]

It's really bad to laugh at it, but Jimmy Carr's Tshirt with on the front the line: "I'm With Stupid" and the back: "School For the Mentally Handicapped".

 

[joe182]

Spoiler: This

Or

Spoiler: This

 

[IamQ]

"Read this text while I'm loading my shotgun"

 

[Sigel]

I saw one that said "Ask me about my complete lack of interest" and "Don't bother me, I'm wasting potential".

 

[cgride555]

I really like "fat kids are harder to kidnap" and "George W. Bu(ll)sh(it)"

 

[DogofRaw]

A picture af an Apache Gunship with the text ' Dont bother running... You'll die tired.' I wear it often

 

[Soulgaunt]

"Chuck Norris doesn't take showers, he takes BLOOD BATHS!"

 

[Schrodingers Nerd]

The funniest i ever saw said "im not a gynecologist, but il take a look"

 

[Micklet]

twas aaaaaaages ago but i saw one that said:

FRONT: Britney sucks!!!

BACK: Christina swallows

I laughed.