Funniest Video Game Quotes

[AwesomePeanutz]

I recently stumbled upon this quote from Alone in the Dark (2008). I thought it was hilarious:

"I don't have your stone, And F**K YOU anyway!"

So what was the funniest quote you've ever heard in a game?

 

[Link_to_Future]

"I AM THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!" -Fawful

When I first saw that in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, I almost fell out of my chair.

 

[neon flame]

I think I answered this exact question in my first ever post on this site, but that was in a long dead thread so I'm happy to repeat it:

In Spiderman 2: Enter Electro on ps1, in a boss fight I got knocked so far off the skyscraper's roof I couldn't swing back. Spidey's last words? "Hey, I can see my house from up here!"

 

[supermariner]

"you better stand back mister cos i'm about to slash ... all my prices" - The phantom menace

"there are two ways this can go down, and in both of them, you die!" - duke nukem

"it was mating season, how was i to know she was your sister?" - Captain Qwark ... talking to a monkey, worryingly

 

[No_Remainders]

In before "RAMIREZ..."

 

[Kellerb]

"...You buy wind brahmin?"

 

[nin_ninja]

In Enslaved.

"Monkey can you move your hand?

I don't see how I can.

Well its kinda on my....Penis.

Oh God!"

 

[AngelicSven]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

 

[Bognus23]

I played this part of Portal over and over again to let friends listen to it. I laughed every single time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmmSLz3tDU

 

[Naheal]

All of these:



Edit: Also, this one:

 

[Ice Car]

Borderlands. I lol'd when it came over the speakers.

"Is a Claptrap not entitled to the oil of his brow? No says the man at Hyperion! It belongs to his owner. No says the Fortune Hunter, it belongs splattered on the floor. But we chose something different! We chose Robolution!"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Yeah. Fuck you too." -Gob, Fallout 3.

 

[Skye1]

Mass Effect 2. Joker and Shepard.
"It'll be better than the old days... You'll see!
I hope so..... I died!"

 

[zombiestrangler]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

I see your Atlas propaganda and raise you General Knoxx:

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I recently stumbled upon this quote from Alone in the Dark (2008). I thought it was hilarious:

"I don't have your stone, And F**K YOU anyway!"

So what was the funniest quote you've ever heard in a game?

FUCKING NINJAS! Seriously, Alone in the Dark was priceless.

 

[AngelicSven]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

I see your Atlas propaganda and raise you General Knoxx:

I see your General Knoxx and raise you Scooter.

 

[Generic_Username]

Every single GLaDOS quote from Portal. Also, the turrets. Also, the curiosity core.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Recently, been replaying through Borderlands. (Getting a Hunter)
There's a lot but I'm reminded of:

"Give us your hungry, and we'll give them our leftovers! Give us your poor, and we'll give them a job that might pay! Give us your weary, and we'll make them sing us a song! We are Atlas!"

"Atlas shall return to break the bothersome shackles of freedom and choice that enslave your meager minds!"

and

"Who makes the decisions that most affect your lives? Before you answer, Atlas!"

^ That last one is not the full quote but I'm too lazy to go find it.

I see your Atlas propaganda and raise you General Knoxx:

I see your General Knoxx and raise you Scooter.

I see your Scooter and raise you Dr. Loboto: