Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.
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Nope its funny and hell if my kid ever bit someone they did not know i would punish the kid not defend it. The guy was in the right if you ask me
I've learned to silence out their moral guardian Pterodactyl shrieks, fuck them, I'm having fun and I hate kids so mneh mneh mneh.
cruel, maybe... messed up, yes... funny? BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAA DAMN RIGHT! even it might have been a bit over the edge that should that mom why she should be more responsible for what her kid is doing with out violence! Simply by using a huge trauma for life
That is hilarious. I would have done the exact same thing and I don't think less of the person that did it. At the same time I'll acknowledge that it was very cruel to the mother.
And yes, when I was that age I too was a biter(!) I can't speak for all of my kind but for me it wasn't an aggressive thing, it was according to a psychiatrist a display of affection believe it or not, I used to hug people and bite them at the same time so I suppose I must have thought of it as a "Jaw Hug" I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be too hard on the little bastards.
And yes, when I was that age I too was a biter(!) I can't speak for all of my kind but for me it wasn't an aggressive thing, it was according to a psychiatrist a display of affection believe it or not, I used to hug people and bite them at the same time so I suppose I must have thought of it as a "Jaw Hug" I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be too hard on the little bastards.
That's hysterical. I've worked with some out-of control kids, and if they were all that easy to rope back into line the world would be great.
1. Old as hell and twice as lulzy 
2. It's bash, if it's caught your attention inamongst the dross then there's a 75+ percent chance it's going to be funny, cruel, AND messed up.
3. qdb.us is the new, more vigorously updated bash. Just be sure to check the Queue rather than the much more picky main feed.
4. I've been lucky to avoid any serious trouble from supermarket brats so far (I pick my shopping times carefully, and british parents just don't seem to let their spawn run quite as wild as in the states), but should I actually get bitten by some feral chavling, I am SO doing this.
2. It's bash, if it's caught your attention inamongst the dross then there's a 75+ percent chance it's going to be funny, cruel, AND messed up.
3. qdb.us is the new, more vigorously updated bash. Just be sure to check the Queue rather than the much more picky main feed.
4. I've been lucky to avoid any serious trouble from supermarket brats so far (I pick my shopping times carefully, and british parents just don't seem to let their spawn run quite as wild as in the states), but should I actually get bitten by some feral chavling, I am SO doing this.
They shouldn't let the little fuckers run around biting random members of the public hard enough that they bleed, then, should they? It's fair turnabout. What if junior actually DID go and bite someone with HIV, hepatitis, etc? Or someone with violent psychopathic/schizophrenic tendancies that are barely controlled by their medication, which they sometimes skip? The situation shouldn't even get to this point. Sometimes people need a boot up the ass to readjust their outlook. Pulling this "prank" is the verbal equivalent of such, and hopefully gives them pause and a motivation to control their child (or, hell, leave them with an aunt/uncle for a couple hours whilst mama/papa go shopping?!) before the real deal has a chance to go down?sheah1 said:
i've been reading bash for years, this is one of the best and funniest. I mean since he wasn't actually HIV positive (and absolutely no offense is intended to HIV Positive people), this is funny. i think it may partly be the way it's written, but if the mom defends the child who had no reason to bite and doesn't just apologise and punish the child, the guy bitten is well within his rights to punish both of them himself.
It is the civic duty of every parent to physically or emotionally abuse their child at least once, so that they learn why it's wrong to physically or emotionally abuse others. If you love your kids, beat them.
Hmm. That's a really creative way for a kid to get rid of a bad habit. I hope that I'll be able to figure out creative, yet harmless, solutions/punishments to make my kids behave.Viral_Lola said:
And not like that awful, idiot mother who made her son eat hot sauce when he misbehaved.
