Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

[Spitfire]

That is pretty bad and you should feel horrible..

It was an attack on everyone, not just the problem and thus lacking finesse and not worthy of my appreciation. Think Chechnya going for independence by attacking a cinema/school, or a jihadist group talkign about freedom by kidnapping a nurse/reporter/someone who's on their side and then beheading them on national tv.

I fail to see how one rude child being put in his place equals anything close to murder.

OT: Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. The story is probably not true, and I don't think there are a lot of kids out there who would bite random strangers, but nonetheless, that was very entertaining to read.

 

[spartan231490]

I laughed so hard at this. Maybe you should fucking learn how to control your child. One addendum: It's not funny if he is really HIV positive, but I doubt that is the case from the way the post is written.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

That is what I thought.

It's pretty damned funny, but I doubt it actually happened.

 

[baker80]

The story is hilarious and Jesus Christ what a horrible kid. Horrible mother too. Horrible people all around, really.

 

[mikeybuthge]

Justifiable, but not funny or mean or cruel, only just, because some children are pricks

 

[Sgt. Dante]

That was bloody genious. The only person harmed was the one who made that entry awesome. The kid has no disease (except a mental one, maybe) and the mother now knows the importance of telling her kid not to fucking bite people.
Nothing wrong at all with laughing at it.

So much this.

The sheer fact that the woman needs that lesson is entry 1 in my 'idiots shouldn't be parents' mindset.

I honestly can't belive some people when it comes to controlling their kids. It's like they don't care.

(personally if he was getting that close and nasty to my leg i'd've seen how far I could punt him. nowhere near quickwitted enough to pull off something like that.)

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Kinda deserved it but I think he went a bit over the edge with the HIV thing. But at least that irresponsible mom got the point.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

A bit cruel but funny nonetheless. To bad it's fake but hey, a good laugh is a good laugh.

 

[Harrowdown]

It's hilarious, man. If the kid did in fact, have AIDS now, it probably wouldn't be so funny, but he's fine. Just scared shitless, and deservedly.

 

[IamQ]

I must admit, that got a little smile out of me. While sure, it will scare them both shitless, they will find out that it was fake sooner or later. That was a great practical joke/revenge if you ask me.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Biters? Really? Never ran afoul of these little mites, myself. If they exist, I have no fucking clue. The worst I've seen in supermarkets is your usual gaggle of kids who don't bother to watch where the Hell they're going, in an environment where everyone else is taller than them by several orders of magnitude. Ergo, I keep tripping on little kids at my local Loblaws. Being an adult, my eyes are set above and away from them, so it always feels absolutely weird when it happens. Like it's some kind of invisible force kicking my legs out from under me.

A giggling, trampling invisible force. *shakes fist*

That story just seems like urban legend fluff to me; it's too stark for comfort and I think we'd have heard about it somewhere, somehow, from a source other than Bash.

 

[Mister K]

Well my criteria for judging a person as decent might include knowing better than to call children "half humans" and "post-fetuses" simply because they don't measure up to some unrealistic, imaginary standard of children as "normal, good-hearted, unspoiled intelligent angels".

It might, if I were some sort of extremely judgmental person.

Um... Yoy try to judge another human being by what he types on the internet forum. That's... kind of "extremely judgmental" to me.
Anyway, as I said before, you cannot generalize humans at all, meaning, you cannot, you MUST not divide humans into any groups unless you are making theoretical example, which I did. I don't think that only 2 mentioned types of children exist, that pretty darn stupid, but it is easier to operate with complete oposites when making a statment.
And don't try to think that other humans are worse in their judgemental abillities than you. They are not. They are as good as you, or, if You prefer, you are the same as the rest of us, humans.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

That story is hilarious. Fuck kids, fuck their parents that let them run free, and fuck parents that don't discipline their kids.

 

[Sunrider]

I laughed my ass off first time I read it, and it's still pretty awesome. I doubt it's true, but funny nonetheless. The disgusting part is that children like that actually exist. Makes me think that a "driver's license" for having children isn't a bad idea at all.

 

[Zeren]

*hipster glasses* I saw that when it was posted on /b/.

 

[sam42ification]

A friend told me about this (except the story wasn't exactly the same). And yeah. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
In fact, I would've done this myself (Okay, not really ... I would've picked that little brat up by the neck and hurled him into a shelf). God, I hate kids, if one should ever bite me, then he had better hope I'm not holding anything heavy/spiky in my hands at that moment in time. I'd be the worlds worst pedophile.

I'm not sure whether i should report you or to respect you. I also hate kids but not enough to rape then with a heavy/spiky object.

Even if the guy had HIV (assuming that he was lying) the kid wouldn't have got it. HIV is contracted through blood. If the kids swolled the blood nothing would happen. If he some how got the guys blood into his own bloodstream then he is screwed. Still hillarious. I think i'm going to say that the next time some one bits me.

(I just realised that everyone already knows what i just said and it's pointless explaining it to any one).

 

[Wise_Smiling_Panda]

That was awesome. Seriously awesome. Laughed my ass of XD

 

[Andalusa]

Hehe, see, I'd never think to do something like that, I'd just yell at the kid. Hilarious.

 

[Oly J]

HAHAHAHAHA! GENIUS!! I do not feel at all bad for laughing