Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

[MrAkuma201]

I don't blame the guy for doing that XD I have done things like this but that story is for another time 8D

 

[Weslebear]

Started off fairly boring.

Within one line instantly a classic, why does everyone else always come up with the best lines for situations. Goddamnit.

 

[Vivi22]

Hilarious. Serves him right, and might teach the mother to keep better control over her kids in future.

This. No harm was actually done to the child, and maybe the fear will teach both of them a very valuable lesson.

 

[Burs]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

Was kind of curious about that myself too. Kids running around being generally annoying brats is common enough, but going around biting people? Where does that happen? And not only does it happen apparently, but it's mentioned so casually it comes across as if it's actually a common occurrence.

Exactly.. How, why and where is this normal behaviour?

UK for one its not normal behavior but you can find that 3-5 yo boys will generally do stuff like bite you or kick you or sit on the floor crying. And the worst part is when you either deal with the situation by punting the kid down the hall telling the kid off or talking with it's mother and they say that its not the kids/their fault and berate you for interfering in their "oh so fabulous" parenting

 

[conflictofinterests]

I love that story.
Makes me feel warm in that part of my heart that holds all my loathing for cunty kids and parents who neglect to teach them manners.

That's not manners, that's basic domestication. You put down dogs for biting people too often. Especially when they draw blood. Children should at least be on the level of domesticated animals in behavior, whether or not they say please and thank you is another matter entirely.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I said funny before I even clicked on the link, but I was wrong. That was hilarious!

Stories? Meh, not much, but this has given me LOTS of fun ideas!

 

[Vkmies]

Kid got what was coming to him. That guy has imagination, kudos to him. Great troll!

 

[Weslebear]

http://bash.org/?572066

for the record i think this one is better.

I am in tears of laughter. Thank you.

 

[bennyboy05]

Wow... whoever told that story IS a horrible person and probably a sadist.

 

[RatRace123]

OH MY GOD, That is awesomely hilarious. I'm sorry if it makes me a horrible person but I can not stop laughing at that.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Very cruel but funny I had to laugh.

 

[FamoFunk]

That's fucking hilarious. But also kinda harsh if you really witnessed it.

I hate little shits in super markets, my child who is 2.5 is very well behaved, the moment She play up we're drop everything and leave a shop, I hate little children running around being a pain in the fucking arse, so I will not let mine do the same to others.

 

[axeman157]

That made my day! thank you so much, I also hate biters with my heart.

 

[Alcamonic]

Think I have heard this one before. But it's funny none the less.

Sounds like the kid bit more than he could chew.

 

[Dorian6]

It may just be because I'm a terrible person, but I think this is hilarious.

And it looks like everyone learned a valuable lesson.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I don't hate kids. They're kids. I can't hate them on their behaivor.

But, yeah...That was slightly funny I guess.

 

[Flight]

Personally, I found it funny. The child didn't come to any actual harm, and he hopefully learned a valuable lesson about not biting people. Furthermore, maybe the mother will keep a better eye on her child. Besides the child possibly coming to harm when he's out of her sight, the child (as seen already) could potentially cause trouble for others.

 

[tjcross]

By religious standards that is terrible.

But by average human standards that is jut genius. This man deserves our praise. If the Mom thinks it's OK for her little kid to run around biting hard enough to draw blood then she need something to get that brat in line.
Overall I ate out of control kids. Hell I'm not comfortable with the quiet ones.

you ATE out of control kids? that's harsh and punishable by law!
ok i know it's a typo but i gotta let my inner troll feed every now and again or i end up writing a paragraph of bullshit

 

[TheLoneBeet]

I didn't laugh, but I can see the humor there.

The reason I didn't laugh is I'm one of those people who thinks it isn't funny to laugh about something serious like HIV, cancer, or mental disabilities.

I think it's funny because the person would definitely send the mother and her child for a whirl going through the motions of getting the child tested for HIV.