Funny things you've said in-game.
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whenever someone says something mean, like "you suck" or something like that, then i always reply "good for me". this is both in games and the real world.
Guy standing on a Scorpion tank with an energy sword in Halo 3:
"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
After being rammed/bitten by the Alpha Blogg boss in Metroid Prime 2- 'Bad fish! I am not a chew toy!'
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After hearing a special zombie in the L4D demo- 'You go first, I'll just...cover you'.
While defending myself against a zombie in Alone in the Dark- 'Sod this pistol, where did I put that chair down!?'
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After hearing a special zombie in the L4D demo- 'You go first, I'll just...cover you'.
While defending myself against a zombie in Alone in the Dark- 'Sod this pistol, where did I put that chair down!?'
Best I've heard in a long time was mid Raid, shortly before WOTLK came out:
"FFS I died so slowly my mum could have bought the game, installed it, rolled a pala and healed me quicker."
"FFS I died so slowly my mum could have bought the game, installed it, rolled a pala and healed me quicker."
After I got revenge on someone in TF2, I quoted Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon and said "Fatality, *****.
To from TF2, from today
I was playing on an Israeli server and some kid kept prounancing [sp] medic as magic, some after the 7th time I said "I don't care how magical the idea of someone healing you sound to you, it's MEDIC!, not magic!"
On the same server, ome guy said, "who want's an Uber?" so I said:"Me! with sprinkles on top!"
I was playing on an Israeli server and some kid kept prounancing [sp] medic as magic, some after the 7th time I said "I don't care how magical the idea of someone healing you sound to you, it's MEDIC!, not magic!"
On the same server, ome guy said, "who want's an Uber?" so I said:"Me! with sprinkles on top!"
I always say "Yeah, stings a bit doesn't it?" or "Oh did you need that?" whenever I snipe someone and they loose a limb and/or explode. Most of the time I don't even realise I said that until later.
Edit; after reading the title 3 times, the most funny to others- thing I've said in game was when I logged on to WoW and my guild mates were discussing something important. I was drunk, so I said "So which one of you ate the camel I was talking to?". The serious discussion stopped, and everyone just went "...what?" and then proceeded to laugh for a good ten minutes.
To this day I still wonder why oh why I said that.
Edit; after reading the title 3 times, the most funny to others- thing I've said in game was when I logged on to WoW and my guild mates were discussing something important. I was drunk, so I said "So which one of you ate the camel I was talking to?". The serious discussion stopped, and everyone just went "...what?" and then proceeded to laugh for a good ten minutes.
To this day I still wonder why oh why I said that.
Playing CSS i yelled into the mic "THERE'S A SNIPER ON YOUR HEAD!!" What i had meant was that his head was visible from the sniper's vantage point but he thought i meant that there was an enemy sniper mocking him by standing on his head so he stood up and ran out shooting at the air and died from HS by sniper.
LOL, Some real gems here.
I myself find it difficult to remember anything funny I might've said. One time, playing Counter Strike as a newb, I was the only terrorist left, with four C-T's making a beeline towards me. They didn't come into my house all at once, so I miraculously killed the first one running up the stairs. That triggered a frenzy in me, & I killed 2 others coming into the house, & jumped out the window just as the last ran in, ran up behind him & killed him. 'Terrorists Win!' Turns out the whole time I was yelling "SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI!!!" I stared at the last corpse in front of me, turned to my friend sitting beside me, & stated: "They just got cuntslapped."
I myself find it difficult to remember anything funny I might've said. One time, playing Counter Strike as a newb, I was the only terrorist left, with four C-T's making a beeline towards me. They didn't come into my house all at once, so I miraculously killed the first one running up the stairs. That triggered a frenzy in me, & I killed 2 others coming into the house, & jumped out the window just as the last ran in, ran up behind him & killed him. 'Terrorists Win!' Turns out the whole time I was yelling "SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI SHI!!!" I stared at the last corpse in front of me, turned to my friend sitting beside me, & stated: "They just got cuntslapped."
Something crazy I said can be blamed on the bear in Condemned 2. I was walking around and I hear some loud noises. Thinking it was some guys with pipes, I look around. It was a bear. I ran screaming "OH F**K (3-5 times), IT'S A BEAR! IT'S A F**KING BEAR! OH SHIT (again, 3-5 times). It didn't seem that funny to me, but my brother was laughing for the next 10 minutes.
Loads of stuff, more than I can remember properly.
One of the funniest things I remember happening was while playing big team CTF on Halo 3. I had stolen the enemy flag and was making some decent progress across Valhalla, and as I was coming to the hill in the centre I decided to ask for someone to pick me up. I said something along the lines of "If anyone's free I could use a vehicle right about now" and just as I finished speaking, our team's tank rolled over the top of the hill and betrayed me. I went on mic. straight after I respawned and said "yeah... That's not really what I meant"
One of the funniest things I remember happening was while playing big team CTF on Halo 3. I had stolen the enemy flag and was making some decent progress across Valhalla, and as I was coming to the hill in the centre I decided to ask for someone to pick me up. I said something along the lines of "If anyone's free I could use a vehicle right about now" and just as I finished speaking, our team's tank rolled over the top of the hill and betrayed me. I went on mic. straight after I respawned and said "yeah... That's not really what I meant"
Mine is probably "I cant kill him! im an Anti-Violence man" This was a ranked match on Gears Of War.
I didn't say it, but once I was at my mates house, and we were playing Halo, and he was on mic. And some guy said hi. So my mate said hi, and the guy just said 'SHUT THE HELL UP!!' And we were like wtf? xD
Doesn't sound that funny now, but it was xD
Doesn't sound that funny now, but it was xD
made a cat noise shouted "NO KITTY AWAY FROM MY MIC" and made a hitting noise, the devistation of the other players thinking im abusing a cat is comical XD
I know this isn't quite the same but, in the old Lord of the Rings text adventure I used to say very counter productive things, like:
Tell Sam to kill Merry.
You tell Sam to kill Merry. - "Sam, kill Merry...
Sam attacks Merry and cleaves his skull. Merry is dead.
Tell Sam to kill Merry.
You tell Sam to kill Merry. - "Sam, kill Merry...
Sam attacks Merry and cleaves his skull. Merry is dead.
When I play online and their are the standard ignorant comments, I generally reply with something like, "Don't make me SUCK YO' DICK!" That gets a few laughs and throws off some of the guys.
